Friday, August 29, 2014

Back to the Future!!!!

I read all the headlines today regarding Obamanation's press conference where he admitted to the citizens of this country - to our Allies --- and yes, to our enemies... that he does not yet have a strategy to defeat ISIS and muslim extremism...  

I was immediately taken back to Ronald W Reagan's simple answer when asked that question about our strategy regarding the Soviet Union and the Cold war.  His simple reply:
"We Win -- They Lose!!!"

That reminded me of another Reagan minute.... remember his famous debate with Jimmah (former worst president( Carter?  When he asked the question: "Are you better off than you were four years ago?" "Is the nation stronger than it was four years ago?"  "Is unemployment lower than it was four years ago?"

Where, Oh Where are the GOP debaters today that should be posing those same questions today? Replacing the four years with eight years?

Here's a 'quickie' (pun intended) for you......

Under the category of TMI (too much information) I would list as number one that Barbara Walters announced on The View that she owns a personal vibrator and calls it her 'SELFIE'!!!

I don't even want to think about it!!!! 

Daddy, what is the difference between Republicans & Democrats?

Well Son, in addition to the socialist, nanny state, tax and spend differences, there is one other great difference between the thoughts of the members of the two parties:  In terms of global threats.... the Dems seem to be more frightened of cow farts and auto exhaust than they are of ISIS, China growth, Iran nuclear efforts or even Russian expansion!!!

Here are the results of a Pew survey conducted just a week ago! They are more concerned about global warming than any of these other immediate dangers!

Scary as heck, ain't it!!!

Thursday, August 28, 2014

I came across this poster this morning and fell in love........

The insanity continues ..... and spreads!!

With public school registration starting in Lynn Mass, this year, the number of Guatemalans doubled.  The Principle noted that some of these students, aged 14 -17, had graying temples and more wrinkles around their eyes than she has. 


So, I reckon even if they show up for eighth grade in a wheel chair, they got to be admitted!

One more (of hundreds) of Alice in Wonderland levels of this NEW nation of ours....   here's more if you are interested.....

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

ISIS threatens Chicago? CHICAGO????

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Hope n' Change finds it odd that ISIS would single out Chicago as a potential target for terrorism, because dozens of people are brutally murdered there every week and nobody seems to give a flying fart in the wind. (Note to potential victims: if you want your death to get publicity post mortem, make sure there are stolen Swisher Sweets on your body!)

Moreover, it's not like there are any special targets of opportunity in Obama's old home town which would personally affect him.

The Reverend Jeremiah Wright's church? Barry doesn't even remember his 20 years of attendance. Bill Ayres' house and bomb-making garage? Barry claims he barely knows the man. Obama's own mansion? Hey, Barry's old pal Tony Rezko would be more than happy to slide some illicit money under the table (yet again) to pay for any damages done by the suicide-vest crowd.

So perhaps ISIS should rethink where they'll attack if they really want B. Hussein to feel the pain. We suggest that they consider a golf course.

Liberal Dims are like the durned Fire Ants.....

They leave their colonies and move in and take over other ones, killing all the current occupants. Now the Blue Staters that created their own versions of 'Hell' are fleeing to the Red States and turning them Purple and eventually Blue..... Kinda like the old Aesop fable out the rabbits multiplying until they outnumber the fox.......

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Monday, August 25, 2014

A real dog truism.....

Thanx and a Tip O' the Stetson to Mark Twain and my retired vet pal, Al, from the Peoples Republic of Maryland......

Be of good cheer, Pilgrims.......

Today is the day that:

- Peace returns to Missouri...
- ISIS is put in restraints....
- Earthquakes in California cease .....
- Volcanic eruptions in Iceland diminish...
- Molly Cyrus & Justin Bieber enter the Peace Corps...

For this is Monday, August 25th, the day that The One returns to the White House after his latest (of many) vacations.      

There is hope for the planet!

Sunday, August 24, 2014

Too juicy not to at least mention.... but....

It's been reported that the LiUNA (Laborer's International Union of North America) has just awarded a $28 MILLION dollar contract for massive renovations to their Washington DC offices to....... (are you ready for this?) Davis Construction. Davis Construction is having it's own dispute with it's carpenter's union members. 


As a matter of additional interest, that same Davis Construction company (scabs and all) got the renovation contracts for the DC offices of SEIU, American Federation of Teachers, the United Food and Commercial Works, and even that self same Carpenters Union..

Can you say 'SOLIDARITY' children? 

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Race Baiter Heaven - Ferguson, MO.

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Actually, friends, I can't think of a word to add to this strip! Talk about 'speaks for itself!'

This sure do be a funny country!!!!

I note in Real Clear Politics reports today (Sunday) that a composite score of public opinion polls reflect that:

41.7% approve of the job Obamanation is doing
52.3% disapprove of his job performance
and the other 6% don't know who he is apparently.

But at the same time:
26.8% of Americans think the country is headed in the right directions
65.2% think that we are headed down the wrong track....
and the other 8% are down at the train station waiting for their ship to come in.

Congress, however, brings most of us together:
14% of Americans approve of the job Congress is doing
77.4% Disapprove of Congress's job performance
and the other 8.6% of our low information voters want to know where their Obama phones are!

Meanwhile -- it's a historical fact that 91% of Congressional incumbents (both houses)  that run for reelection ---  WIN!!!
And that, fellow Americans, is my class lesson for today!!!

Saturday, August 23, 2014

It's only a rumor.......

Staying the course.........................?
There is absolutely no truth to the rumor that when Obamanation announced the other day after the American journalist was beheaded, that he would "Stay on course!",  he really meant that his foursome were holding up for him on the Tenth Tee of the Martha's Vineyard golf course for him to finish the back nine!!!

No truth at all!!

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Five Minutes with the Panderer of the Year!!!!

If you have five minutes to spare, don't have a weak stomach, and give a rat's patooti what this Dim Gob'nor of Missouri has to say ---- watch the video below.  He raises PANDERING to a whole new level! And should be ashamed....   Note that he calls for the VIGOROUS PROSECUTION OF THE POLICE OFFICER INVOLVED, DARREN WILSON, ...... forgetting (or ignoring) that the Grand Jury hasn't even met yet, that the US Attorney General Holder, has no official capacity in such an investigation and prosecution.... and if rumors are true - that Officer Wilson is in the hospital with a fractured eye socket from being punched by this 292 pound, 6 foot 4 inch .....18 year old 'innocent' child.  

Hump Day Riddle.......

One of these two folks arrested and booked in Texas recently is the sitting Gob'nor of the great state of Texas.  The Gob'nor (notice I din't give any hints by mentioning sex) was arrested after being indicted for vetoing $7.5 million taxpayer dollars destined to fund the office of the other booked arrestee below, the Travis County, TX, District Attorney. 

The Gob'nor forewarned the District Attorney that the veto was certain if the DA did not resign after being arrested, booked, and serving time for DWI charges.... 

Now then, Pilgrims...... your time to participate!  Which of these two booking photo's is the Gob'nor and which is the Travis County District Attorney?  (play Jeopardy music here.....dum dum dum dum)

Still confused? Here's a hint -- their pictures are juxtapositioned in a manner similar to their political positions!!  If you need another hint...... you are in the wrong Blog!!!!

Monday, August 18, 2014

Latest from our concerned & involved POTUS!!

Last Thursday, 2-star Major General Harold Greene, the highest ranking officer to be killed in Afghanistan, was buried at Arlington Cemetery.

Notice that we say "buried" and not "Barryed" - because the president didn't bother to attend the funeral and instead went golfing.

Of course, the vacationing president made a point of sending veep Joe Biden and...wait. What's that? Oh, we stand corrected. Obama didn't bother to send Biden either.

But he did send a remarkably clear message to members of our military: your lives, service, and deaths deserve only a 99¢ condolence card signed by the presidential auto-pen.

(With thanx and a Tip O' the Stetson to Stilton Jarlsberg!)

Best quote I heard last week......

'This Administration believes that small local police departments ought to be armed and equipped like Marines......   and that Marines ought to be armed with just Arrest Warrants!"

(Author Uncertain) 

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

What is this ???

Sorry gang.... I know I have been remiss the last few days....   but this weeks activity causes me to wonder.....

Why were 26 young Black Men killed in Chicago this last weekend ...... and one 18 year old Black young man killed in Furguson Missouri --- yet the race baiters, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are in in Missouri raising hell?  

Oh never mind .... it was a rhetorical question....................... we all know the answer!!

Friday, August 8, 2014

So BO & MO go on another million dollar vacation? Stilton Jarlsburg captures the moment well!

"One of the very few good things about having Barack Obama continually committing the same offenses over the years is that Hope n' Change can occasionally recycle old cartoons (in the case above, from 2009).

And what better time to do so than when the president has declared that, in observance of "the fierce urgency of now," he's committing to an all-out multi-million dollar surge of kinetic leisure in Martha's Vineyard for the umpteenth time.

Tomorrow (which presumably leaves plenty of time for Barry to first solve the world's escalating problems) the Obama family will begin a 16-day luxury vacation, staying at a $12 million dollar estate where they can relax and contemplate the appalling evils of income inequality.  And what better place than an exclusive, well-fortified gated community to reflect on the folly of securing our nation's borders?

In all candor, Hope n' Change enthusiastically endorses anything that keeps the president away from the oval office for awhile, whether it's golfing with his unimaginably rich friends or dodging shrapnel as his wife rips into lobsters with her bare hands at a 5-star restaurant."

I won't live long enough.....

.... to read the history books in twenty years to see how they describe these Obamanation Years, but it will be interesting to read.  

I think think the most interesting conclusion to be drawn will be:  "With his support and encouragement for the Arab Spring,  did he single handedly ly generate the creation of the Islamic Caliphate and the rampant genocide now so prevalent in the Arab countries?"

Even more suspenseful, will the prediction of said Caliphate, stated by their spokesman Abu Mosa come true? "We will humiliate them everywhere, God willing, and we will raise the flag of Allah in the White House,” 

American workers think in terms of their next paycheck or pink slip
American bid'ness think in terms of the next quarter's earnings.
American gob'mint thinks in terms of the next bi-annual election.
But..... Islamic extremists think in terms of the next 100 years................

I've been AWOL fer a couple days.....

But hopefully have these interruptions under control for a while....   meanwhile I'll just keep on...... keeping on! 
Thanks for your patience and checking back every now and then --- I know it's a pain in the patoot!


Sunday, August 3, 2014

Politics make strange bedfollows indeed!!

Yesterday, Kentucky had their annual 'Fancy Farm' picnic.. a once a year political get together of thousands  that's been going on since 1880. (ostensibly to raise money for churches)....    
Anyway - to the point -- obviously incumbent Senator McConnell and his opponent, 'Foot-in Mouth' Grimes traded barbs... but Senator Rand Paul surprised everybody with his little six minute speech when he offered the following poetry:

There once was a woman from Kentucky,
who thought in politics she’d be lucky,”
“So she flew to L.A. for a Hollywood bash.
She came home in a flash with buckets of cash.

“To liberals, she whispers: coal makes you sick.
In Kentucky, she claims coal makes us tick.
“To the liberals, she sells her soul –
 the same ones who hate Kentucky coal.

“One thing we know is true, one thing we know is guaranteed,
she’d cast her first vote for Harry Reid.
“Grimes’ real pledge is to Obama; her first vote is to Reid;
as for Kentucky, if that happens, it’s too bad indeed

Amazing part of it is to me, two years ago when Rand Paul ran for his KY senate seat..... McConnell led the group that favored his opponent...  I reckon gaining control of the Senate comes before old angsts... eh?

Saturday, August 2, 2014

Removing all doubt..........

It has been oft repeated that the MSM are the lapdogs of the Dimmocrat National Party. And of course that has oft been denied by the MSM spokes folks..  but here, in Nancy's own words -- any doubt of the reporters roles in the DNC agenda is quickly erased.

After the rambling question by the reporter at her press conference -- listen carefully to her first words of instruction..... “Well, first of all, we need you to be messengers about what is actually going on here,”

Guess that answers that question, 'eh Pilgrims?

Poetry for the times.....

The following bit of Americana Poetry is not mine. I don't know who the author is...... but as I was reading about the hotel suites, the 'all you can eat free' cafeterias, and other amenities that the average working stiff in America does not get to enjoy --- but are being provided at their expense to the flood of illegals crossing the border... it seemed appropriate for posting..

If you find yourself offended, or think I am being racist for repeating it..... in the words of that old country song, ....."Here's a quarter, call someone who cares."

Illegal Alien's Gleeful Song
I cross border, poor and broke,
I take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need to go see welfare.
Welfare say, “You come no more,
We send you cash right to your door.”
Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep you healthy!

Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them “you come fast as you can.”
They come in vans and smuggle in trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks.
They come here, we live together,
More welfare checks, make it better!
Fourteen families, they moving in,
But neighbor’s patience wearing thin.

Finally, white guy moves away,
So I buy his house, and say,
“Find more aliens for house to rent.”
And in the yard we put up tents!
Pigs and goats in front yards,
Plant the corn in run down cars.
Roosters crow in morning light,
Paint house purple, will be just right.

Send for family they just trash,
But they, too, draw more welfare cash!
Everything so very good,
And soon we own all neighborhood.
We have hobby — it called breeding,
Baby bonus keep us feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
We get free! We got no bills!

We no speaks English, but no one cares
Our kids get free school and family eats
for free all day there.
Breakfast, lunch no matter when, it
All free when we sign in.
Americans crazy! They work all year,
To keep welfare running for us here.
We think U.S. a damned fine place!
Too damned good for white man race.
If they no like us, they can go,
Got lots of room in Mexico.

Friday, August 1, 2014

A Friday thought --

(Thanx and a Tip o' the Stetson, to my Vet Pal Al, up in the Peoples Republic of Maryland)

Here is some food for thought .......

It is predicted that the National Debt will be $21 TRILLION bucks by the time Obamanation and Michelle Antoinette leave the White House ...... to go live a life of luxury and privilege in January 2017.

Here is a little math formula that came into my head about 4 am this morning...    Assuming that interest rates stay low (and they won't) the incoming POTUS will be staring at this:

National Debt:                                              $21,000,000,000,000(trillions)
Annual Debt Service at 4%                          $840.000.000,000(billions)
Annual National Budget                               $3,000,000,000,000  (trillions)

Soooo..... this poses the question - if almost a full third of the 2017 fiscal budget is obligated just to service the national debt --  How do the Congress and the POTUS run the country on the remaining $2.16 Trillion?

Cut backs on services and costs?
Raising taxes even higher
Growing the GNP after eight years of it being destroyed.....

Not sure I'd want the job.... thank you very much!

(If my math is faulty, feel free to comment and correct me, Friends)

Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Turn up those spotlights, Pilgrims and shine them on your Congressmen & Congressettes

This is RED ALERT time ---  Dingy Harry Reid and his Dim fellow travelers are about to attempt an end run on the American public in a big time way!

Y'all recall a couple of years ago when the so called Senate gang of eight, 4 Dem dims and four GOP dumbs (gullibles is a better word) created and passed a so called Comprehensive immigration bill in the Senate.......   which now sits in a dusty drawer because the House conservative Reps won't even let it into the People's Chamber...

'You little sheeple just don't matter -- we know better!!'
Well now, it appears that Reid, Schumer and the rest of the socialists in the Senate are drooling at the mouth because the sincerely believe that if the House passes their $679 Million special appropriations bill for border security because of the latest Obama caused crisis,  they (the Senate leadership) can tie it to that old Comprehensive Immigration Bill --- send it to a joint committee and demand an Up or Down vote on the (so called) compromise package,,,

Don't be fooled by coyotes in sheep's clothing!!  Awaken the herd of sheeple to stay on top of their Reps to make sure this doesn't happen..... 

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Stilton Jarlsberg hits the nail on the head......

Check this out before you read my next post.........................
His copy to go with today's cartoon is pretty well on the mark as well, so instead of plagiarizing him, I 'll just link you to today's Hope n' Change entry -- good read!

Paraphrasing MIchell Antoinette Obama.................

........ for the first time in my life I am ashamed of the DRUDGE REPORT!!    First, look at this picture at top of his front page today:


Now I don't know about y'all, but any low information voter reading that headline and seeing the (unrelated) picture of Obamanation patting Boehner condescendlngly on the shoulder could not be faulted for thinking that Boehner and the House of Reps had impeachment hearings on their agenda --- and the BO man backed him off of those plans.

What a crock of CA-CA (as dear old grannie would say)...... the House has never NEVER demonstrated an inclination for initiating impeachment hearings for this empty suit. Certainly not with Dingy Harry Reid and his fellow Dem Butt Boys running the Senate. 

That's why Boehner is taking his BO'ness to the courts ... to resolve his purposeful NON-Enforcement of existing US Laws.... as his oath of office and the constitution demands..

The headline is linked to a Washington Times item that sez as much --- and adds that both Boehner and the world knows that the White House is the one floating all these 'impeachment' rumors just to raise money and fire up the sleeping Dim voters for November....    but how many folks will just see this headline and picture........... draw the wrong conclusion and move on!

Shame on you -- Matt Drudge!!!

Sunday, July 27, 2014

Common Core Lesson 07/27/14 for Grades 6-12

Just in case you have been convinced that Common Core (DC's answer to a national school curriculum) is as innocent as they say -- (I'm not gonna discuss the insane, inane math approach) just check out this week's lesson!

Downloadable lesson for 07/27/14 
GOP leaders run from Palin proposal
Teachers: Download the lesson and print it out for use in your classroom. (PDF format)
Common Core State Standard
RL.CSS.2/4 Grades 6-12:
Students determine the meaning of political cartoons through the analysis of their literal, symbolic and figurative meanings of the elements the artist used and their effect. Students are asked to describe the overall effect of the cartoon, and how the artist’s choices combine to create that effect.
Finally, students determine the purpose of the cartoon and how it relates to current issues through discussion questions. A blank cartoon is provided to assist students in writing their own caption based on their understanding of the cartoons meaning
NOTE: You'll need the free Adobe Acrobat Reader to use these files. If you don't already have it, click here to download it.

Now click here - to see the cartoon lesson plan attached.....