I know I am getting old when.....

..I know I am getting old when I am the last man on the planet to find out that the number  "5318008" is the most risque number a youngster can key into his calculator or iPhone....   Why? Because when you turn it upside down -- it reads:

BOOBIES

To confirm that I am getting old - I find out today there is app that parents can buy which will censor the iPhones for those little darlin's.... as in:




The one ray of sunshine that I see in all this is that it appears that kids are still kids -- where we used to guffaw and fall on the floor laughing over sharing such book titles as "The Yellow Stream by I.P.Daily" ..... apparently four generations later - only the technology has changed - not the juvenile humor!!!

(psst - don't tell anyone but I actually found this astounding news in The Business Insider!!!