Ode to Wendy Davis (you remember, the gal that ran for Texas Gob'nor in pink sneakers!)

WENDY DAVIS READ THE POLLS,

AND SAW THEM IN THE TOILET BOWLS.

- SO SHE SAID, I'LL RUN FOR GOV'

- MY ABORTION STANCE WILL BRING ME LOVE.

AND NOW HER BIO IS WITH THE DEAD SEA SCROLLS. 

America may have noted Trailer Camp Wendy's campaign. The only support she got came from outside of Texas --- but not many will note that the gal that won her old State Senate Seat in Texas District 10, is a pro-life, fiscal conservative, Konni Burton, who won Wendy's old district with 60% of the vote!

PINK SNEAKERS WERE JUST NOT ENOUGH

THEY CLASH WITH BEING TEXAS TOUGH.

- KONNI WEARS BLACK TEXAS BOOTS,

- KICKING BUTTS OF LIBERAL GALOOTS.

AND GIVES TEXAS MEANING TO 'THE RIGHT STUFF'!

Them liberal, progressive, Dims ain't turned the Red State of Texas blue just yet!!!