The ooey = gooey = Gum Chewing POTUS

By now you have all heard and read how our Community Organizer in the Oval Office has apparently offended the finer senses of the good people of China by his limo-hopping, sauntering, gum snapping 'cool'....  In case you missed it click on this link before reading further:

I'm cool, I rule, No fool....

Now, I'm here to stop all the evil rumors about this leader of the free world -- he was not playing the fool, or playing the Chinese with cool -- in fact, what he was doing was trying to prove to all of his golf foursome buddies, and bowling alley optics watchers ----- that he really, really can - walk and chew gum at the same time!!

You heard it hear first!!!