By now you have all heard and read how our Community Organizer in the Oval Office has apparently offended the finer senses of the good people of China by his limo-hopping, sauntering, gum snapping 'cool'.... In case you missed it click on this link before reading further:
I'm cool, I rule, No fool....
Now, I'm here to stop all the evil rumors about this leader of the free world -- he was not playing the fool, or playing the Chinese with cool -- in fact, what he was doing was trying to prove to all of his golf foursome buddies, and bowling alley optics watchers ----- that he really, really can - walk and chew gum at the same time!!
You heard it hear first!!!