Friday, May 15, 2015

As a pensioner on a fixed income......

I have discovered a way to save money!

We've disconnected our home alarm system and quit our candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.

Bought two Iranian flags on eBay and raised them in the front yard ... one at each corner, plus a black flag of ISIS in the center.

Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7.

I've never felt safer and we're saving $49.95 a month.

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