Stop the presses!! Homeland Security Makes Kansas City Raid!!!!

We can all rest easier tonight, Partners...    Tuesday, agents of the Department of Homeland Security raided Honig's Birdies Panties shop and confiscated some dangerous and scary products. To wit: two dozen pair of Lucky Royals Boyshorts!!

Apparently the line connecting the K and the C infringes upon the KC Royals copyright er something.

Badges were flashed, guns fortunately were not drawn, my reports do not share how many Homeland Security Agents were involved....

Wanted -- by Homeland Security!!

As I recall, the Department of Homeland Security was created by legislative sausage machine running wild in DC right after 9/11.   They now have an annual budget in the neighborhood of $38,000.000.000 (yep - that is $38 BILLION OF OUR TAX DOLLARS) which seems a little high until one appreciates the dangerous and protective services they provide.....    as in groping kids and old ladies in wheelchairs at airports and pantie raids in Kansas City.   

Sleep well, my friends....  and never question why Homeland Security is more concerned about ladies panties than about the thousands of illegal felons (rape, kidnapping, drug trafficing and even homicides) being released throughout the country!