Sunday, July 12, 2009

For one, I'm plumb proud that Sarah Palin ain't runnin' for President!

I got to thinking about it, and now that Governor Palin is resigning as Governor of the largest state in the union, it's apparent that she doesn't plan on running for President. (in 2012 at least). I for one am tickled to hear it.... Why for goodness sake, with her inexperience, she'd probably do all manner of dumb things.

a. First off, she'd probably pick some gaffe prone party hack dim bulb Senator to share the ticket with her as Veep to get some East coast votes... and he'd probably continue to step on his tongue and other's toes.

b. With no Washington experience, she'd rely on advisors, who'd probably try to stack her cabinet with tax dodgers, and other same old, same old, party re-tread neer-do-wells.

c. Given the keys to the mint, she'd probably ignore history's lessons and crank up the printing presses by the trillions of dollars, and then get our sworn enemies, the Chi-Comms to buy our IOU's.

d. Being an non-Ivy league illiterate - she'd probably insult England, our oldest and most reliable ally in the free world and remove Churchill's bust from the Oval office and return it - not just put it in an other room. Then, she'd probably add insult to injury by presenting the Prime Minister with CD's he can't play on his machine, and give the Queen a IPod with her speeches on it.

e. Being an obstinate woman type person, she'd probably turn her back on 225 years of America's history of saving the world, and run around apologizing to every other country in the world for our faults...

f. And who knows, whenever she gets to make her first Supreme Court nomination, she'll probably pick some minority broad simply because she is a woman and empathetic. Never mind that she's on record as a legislating jurist.

And her worst sin, she'd probably hire some foul mouthed, well known party hatchet man or woman to be her Chief of Staff to mind the store while she's traveling around playing the role of POTUS. With Todd trailing behind clutching his $6000 'man-bag'.

I am plumb relieved that we ain't gonna have experience all that!!!!!!

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