Poster boy for unfunny, smarmy, liberal elitist.....

I will probably get in trouble for posting Michelle Malkins column in it's entirety, but cutting and pasting and editing would take too much away from a perfectly written column. And this sicko doesn't need a twelve step program, he needs twelve minutes out on the North Slope with Todd Palin......!!

SEXIST AND SICK: DAVE'S PALIN 'JOKES'

By MICHELLE MALKIN
June 13, 2009 --

WILL late-night clown David Letterman teach his son to talk about women and girls the way he talks about Sarah Palin and her daughters?

He called the married 45-year-old grandmother and Alaska governor a "slutty flight attendant" on his national TV show because she happens to be a tall, beautiful and dynamic public figure who doesn't look, walk or talk the way you think she should.

He joked about Palin's teenage daughter "getting knocked up" by Yankee Alex Rodriguez or solicited by prostitute-addicted ex-Gov. Eliot Spitzer -- because it's acceptable in his social and professional circles to sneer at the children of politicians you despise.

He admitted that his attacks on Palin's family were in "poor taste," but cackled while acknowledging his sophomoric judgment.

He expressed moral indignation at being misconstrued, yet he purposely omitted the name of the daughter he mocked.

Fourteen-year-old Willow Palin was the daughter who accompanied Gov. Palin on her trip this week -- not 18-year-old Bristol Palin, whom Letterman now claims was the target of his feckless smear -- a smear he insist is perfectly defensible.

Look at yourself, Dave. Look at how lame your excuse-making was on your Wednesday night show:

"These are not jokes made about her 14-year-old daughter. I would never, never make jokes about raping or having sex of any description with a 14-year-old girl. I mean, look at my record. It has never happened. I don't think it's funny. I would never think it was funny. I wouldn't put it in a joke."

Tell us, great comic genius, how tacking on four years to the target daughter makes it funny? We unenlightened dim bulbs who live outside of Manhattan's boundaries don't get the joke.

Face it: Letterman, late-night entertainer turned partisan hack and hit man, has a deranged obsession with Palin and her family that has crossed into rank bigotry and hatred. If the CBS network cares about basic standards of decency on public airwaves and if it cares at all about bolstering its shrinking audience, the network honchos will get Letterman a therapist pronto.

Over the last year, Letterman has displayed his sexist, elitist stripes in jibe after jibe aimed at Palin. Taken cumulatively, Letterman's mockery is about much more than expressing contempt for the popular GOP governor. It's a handy device to deride a broad class of working-class and middle-class women he holds in contempt:

"You know, she reminds me, she looks like the flight attendant who won't give you a second can of Pepsi. No, you've had enough. We're landing. Looks like the waitress at the coffee shop who draws a little smiley face on your check. Have a nice day."

"She looks like the dip-sample lady at Safeway. She looks like the nurse who weighs you and then makes you sit alone in your underwear for 20 minutes. She looks like the Olive Garden hostess who says, 'I'm sorry, your table isn't ready yet.' She looks like the infomercial lady who says she made $64,000 a month flipping condos."

"She looks like the lady at the bakery who yells out '44! 45!' She looks like a real estate agent whose picture you see on the bus stop bench. That's who she looks like. She looks like the lady who has a chain of cupcake stores . . . "

Last November, Letterman told Katie Couric that he was "aroused" by Palin. In March, he attacked Bristol and snickered about her being "knocked up" again.

Letterman reminds me of the lecher at the school bus stop. Or the aging creep lurking in the dirty magazine section at the 7-Eleven.

Attention, CBS: Get him help now.

malkinblog@gmail.com


I stopped watching this lame excuse for a humorist years ago.... with his nightly pounding of George "W", 'flyover country' and all things straight in this country. Even his ability to read the trash his writers flash in front of him has disintegrated to a total lack of humor.

If I was to lower myself to the bottom of the pond where scum like he resides, I might even say something about how he made a "B" out of his child instead of marrying his mother prior to his birth. He did a few years later.......I've heard. If you are still watching him Pilgrims, is it out of habit or because you find chuckles in his nightly inanity?

Just gotta wonder what would have happened if this loser made the same perverted comments about Obamanation's gals going to watch the Yankees play..... Nah, I don't guess I gotta wonder --- he'da been blown out of the water by dawn!!!!!