Wishin you all a Happy St Paddies' Day!

In honor of this day - I thought I would share a couple of me favorite Limericks. The favorite poetry form of Sons of the Auld Sod......

SOME SAY GOLF IS A GAME MADE FOR FOOLS
REQUIRING USE OF A WEIRD SET OF TOOLS
- SPOONS, NIBLICKS AND WEDGES

- AND AS SOME GOLFER ALLEGES
OVER NINE-HUNDRED PAGES OF RULES

THE GREEK GODDESS OF LOVE, APHRODITE
KNEW SHE LOOKED REALLY COOL IN HER NIGHTIE
- SO SHE WORE IT ALL DAY
- AT HER WORK AND AT PLAY
AND THE WOMEN CRIED “GOOD GODDESS ALMIGHTY!”

MAGGIE MCKNIGHT WAS A CLOSE FISTED LASS
WHO HATED TO PAY SIX EURO’S FOR GAS
- IN A FIT OF GREAT THRIFT
- BOUGHT A BIKE WITH A SHIFT
BUT WAS THEN CITED FOR PEDDLING HER ASS

A SCOTS GOLFER NAMED AMOS MACDILT
TOOK PRIDE IN WEARING HIS TARTAN KILT
- ON COLD WINDY COURSES
- THE NATURAL FORCES
WOULD CAUSE PORTIONS OF AMOS TO WILT

A CHAUVINIST BOSS NAMED BOB PETTIT
JUST DIDN’T SEEM ABLE TO GET IT
- IT ALL CAME TO PASS
- ‘CAUSE HE THOUGHT HARASS
WAS TWO WORDS AND THAT’S HOW HE SAID IT!

© 2008

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