YOU DOG! IT'S A LAST CHANCE TO CHASE TAIL
By GEORGETT ROBERTS
Life can be lonely in the doghouse.
Gov. Spitzer, who leaves office tomorrow, as a result of a scandal involving a high-priced hooker, has only his dog, James, to keep him company as he tries to patch things up with his wife, Silda.
After a few hours of walking the Wheaton terrier alone - à la Bill Clinton with his chocolate Lab, Buddy, in the aftermath of the Monica Lewinsky scandal - Spitzer hopped into an SUV with Silda, two of their three daughters, and James.
But while the temperature was a mild 45 degrees yesterday, things were chilly in front of the Spitzer's Upper East Side home. Silda barely looked at her hubby as he climbed behind the wheel and the family sped off to its manse in upstate Gallatin.
Ya' gotta figure this man must of made at least one friend on his way to the top, but if he did --- that guy is sure being quiet - 'cause I ain't heard from him!
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