Have you ever sat on a plane or train, next to an irritating seat-mate who keeps talking to you and snooping at everything you read? Next time, just follow these simple instructions and get ready to enjoy your well-deserved privacy.
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Now open it.
3. Start it up.
4. Make sure the person annoying you can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky then take a very deep breath
I'll bet he is frozen in wide-eyed silence by now --- or reachin' for that stewardess call button! Be advised, bodily function aromas may start emanating from his seat......
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