Kennedy to write "tell all".............NOT!"...

Ted Kennedy, the Lifeguard of Chappaquiddick, has just signed a big buck contract to write his 'memoirs'. Bless his cold little heart, he needs the money I reckon. Maybe Daddy Joe's rum runnin' rewards have run out. Rumor's have it that the check is bigger than Hellery's and Bubba's were. 'Course their books were fiction and that usually sells better. Wonder if old Teddie's book will be fiction, non-fiction or the more likely combination.

Modest fellow that he is, I am sure he will concentrate on the accomplishments of those around him during his years sucking on the public teat. Wouldn't it be great if he devoted a chapter to 'splain the many ways that the Kennedy Foundation found to beat the IRS out of their tax money, from the property taxes on the Hyannis compound and the Florida estates. And on the foundation nut itself of course.

Another great chapter would be "Mary Jo and Me - Midnight Swimmers". A further interesting chapter would be the details of how much Daddy Joe spent when he bought the votes in Chicago that stole the election from Nixon and gave it to young Johnny.

Wonder if he'll mention how he got to be Senator? 'In 1960, John Kennedy became President of the United States, and vacated his Massachusetts Senate seat. Ted would not be eligible to fill Jack's vacant Senate seat until February 22, '62, when he would turn thirty. His father therefore persuaded the Massachusetts governor to name a Kennedy family friend Benjamin A. Smith II to fill out Jack's term, keeping the seat available for Ted'.

Found a picture of Teddy and one of his wives in the paper today -- don't know which number wife this is......... Wonder if the book will have separate pages for each....?

Ole' Pecoz just loves the irony of the fact that of all the publishers in these United States for him to contract with --- the book will be published by HACHETTE BOOK GROUP USA! Even I couldn't make that up!