Well.........duh!

The young lady stormed into the dry cleaners just mad as she could be! She spoke sharply to the young man behind the counter and said; "I tried calling your store twenty times today to see if my party dress was back yet, and I couldn't even get through! Don't you people ever answer your phone?"

The clerk replied, "Ma'am I've been here all day - what number did you dial?"

She pointed back at the entrance and said; "Why 700-1000, the number right there on your door!"

The clerk sighed and said; "Ma'am that's the hours we are open......"

She said, in a much lower voice; "Oh, never mind, is my dress back yet?"