While Iraq burns.... Kerry fiddles.....

With the entire Middle East on fire.....     TODAY!!! ......  Secretary of State John Heinze (kerry) is hosting a save the oceans green party bulls**t conference.    Yep, he thinks the oceans will disappear or something. Much more important work than putting out fires in the Middle East, or Putin invading the Ukraine, or a zillion illegals crossing our Southern borders.......

To lend credence (what was Dan Rather's favorite word -- oh yeah, 'Gravitas') to this gathering of rich and spoiled sycophants, their guest speaker and star attraction will be the Wolf of Wall Street hisself, Lennie DiCaprio!  

Yessirreebob, DiCaprio is "lending his powerful voice to our call to action to work together to protect the world oceans."

DiCaprio's planet saving office?

And to show his heartfelt concern, DiCaprio is taking a break from his World Cup party on Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed Al Nahyan's 482 foot yacht (5th largest in the world) off the coast of Rio!

Now don't you feel better and have more confidence that when you wake up tomorrow, the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans will still be there?


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{For those of you regular readers who are now wondering why I mention only Kerry and not his boss in this post ---  His BO'ness was on the golf course in California or Florida and unavailable for comment}