- the national association of gun manufacturers will probably want to elect Obamanation as their Salesman of the Year -- as a result of his efforts, gun sales have soared to never before seen numbers and ammunition is sold faster than three shifts can produce it.
- the national association of illegal immigrant protection groups want to elect Obamanation for his work in encouraging illegal immigration! As reported by CBS (not normally a source for such information) the number of illegal immigrants has tripled in the last three months as they rush across the border in a last minute rush.
- the league of al-Qaida entrepreneurs want to elect Obamanation for his fair hiring acts. Apparently, he hired an al-Qaida oriented organization, the Martyrs Brigade, to defend the US diplomatic mission in Benghazi. Wearing their sympathies on their sleeves, as it were, they even displayed the Al-Qaida flag on their Facebook page for months before the attack.
- the two most photographed new heroes of the week? Reese Withspoon's mug shot after her drunk arrest and NBA's Jason Collins stepping out of the closet!!
What a week of brilliance for the Nation this first week in May!!
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