I wonder how many folks who advised this empty suit, and how many folks who heard that he admonished these Coast Guard Grads that they would be in dereliction of their duties if they didn't place
Yessir, I'll bet he really made them proud be be Coast Guard Midshipmen/women... for every darned one of 'em is guaranteed to have a boat under 'em when the oceans begin to rise. The Infantry might get their feet wet, the Airmen might land in puddles --- but the members of this graduating class are guaranteed dry feet no matter how many cows phart in Australia, or even how long congress stays in session and creates clouds of carbon-dioxide!!
Well -- I thought it was funny... or at least ironic..... or at worst -- one more example of how little brain effort go into this man's schedule and thinking!!