"Alas, Poor BO, his food taster didn't show up!"

Last week when Obamanation treated twelve GOP Senators (well, six Republicans and six Rinos) to dinner on the taxpayers dime....  He went first class with lobster, champagne and blue berry pie..  

Alas, poor BO couldn't eat a thing however, and not because he was afraid of getting a blueberry skin stuck in his pearly whites....  Nope! It seems that for the first time since our leader was King George, our POTUS has a staff of food tasters...  to protect Him from all manner of mysterious poisons, I reckon...  Anyway, his taster didn't show up, so - no food for the BO man....  

"Oh, the pain of being paranoid, proud, and peculiar in the head?"