An AP headline this morning:
"A man and his monkey pulled over in Florida"
The story (linked here) goes on to explain that a Floridian was charged with felony drunken driving and wild life violations after a monkey was discovered in his truck.
Take the monkey out of the headline - "A man pulled over in Florida" -- and you get = 'Move along folks, there is no story here'.
But just think of the one liner fodder that the full headline will provide all of the late night comedy show hosts.
When I think of the comments my old amateur mind could make -- it' s just tooooo easy!
Hmmm, I wonder if he was driving in the HOV lane....
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