Saturday, October 15, 2011

Achtung! Achtung!

Do y'all see that humorous little parody Teddy Bear of the Transportation Security Administration over there on the right?

Of course you do - I give you the easy questions first!

You might be interested to know that despite the 1st Amendment to our Constitution (y'know - that bothersome Freedom of Speech one) that if a House Bill introduced in the Congress, H.R. 3011 "Transportation Security Administration Authorization Act of 2011" is passed..... I could go to jail or somethin' just for displaying that parody logo.

Buried way down in the text, Section 295, it specifically bans use of the name, initials, or any similar logos of the TSA!

We can parody the POTUS, pan the Pompous, skewer the screwers --- but WE SHALL NOT MAKE FUN OF THE FONDLERS IN BLUE!! The airport bullies, the squeezers of breasts, buttocks and little kids genitals! No Sir!!!!

If you go to this linked site - H.R. Bill 3011, just scroll down in that index to the blue link to "Sec. 295. Protection of the names Federal Air Marshal and Administration" and read it for yourself...

Welcome to Big Brother's 2011, Pilgrims!!!!!!

(and I ain't even gonna comment on Sec. 297)

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