Late night observations......

“President Obama introduced his $447 billion jobs plan. A lot of economists say it could work — if we had $447 billion.” –Jay Leno

“In his speech President Obama called the plan the ‘American Jobs Act.’ It sounds a lot better than the original title, the ‘Save My Ass Act.’” –Jay Leno

“President Obama described himself as an eternal optimist. He then explained that he’s the kind of person that sees the country as ‘half employed.’” –Conan O’Brien