Obamanation has a sense of humor!!!!!

He must have a sense of humor, or he wouldn't have generated all these great Monday Morning laugh lines you can share at the water cooler..........

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The Obama administration wants a new simplified tax form that will be idiot proof. They'll test it out on Joe Biden.

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When General McChrystal went to President Obama to turn in his resignation, Barack bitterly said "You'll probably intend to pee on my grave someday." The General replied, "No, Sir, once I'm out of this man's Army, I'm not standing in line for anything ever again!"

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It’s a ‘recession’ when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a ‘depression’ when you lose yours; and it’s a ‘recovery’ when Barack Obama loses his.

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President Obama decided to do one of his public addresses against the backdrop of an American farm, but the ceremony couldn't get started because of all the flies buzzing around his head. Obama demanded to know why the flies wouldn't leave, so the farmer explained to him, "Well, those are called circle flies. They always circle around the back end of horses."

Obama angrily replied, "Hey, are you saying that I'm a horse's ass?" The farmer answered, "No Sir, Mister President. I would never call someone a horse's ass. It's hard to fool them flies though."

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And finally....

Q. What does Barack Obama call illegal aliens?

A. Undocumented Democrats.

(Y'all are just gonna have to forgive me, but I just went 72 hours without saying an unkind word about this loser -- and I needed a fix!)