Who do I sue? Who can I sue!

All my life, I've known I was a VIRGO!! (No - not virgin, Gomer, VIRGO!)

I read my horoscope regularly, I planned my trips accordingly, I invested my money as directed for all good VIRGOs............ I even married a PISCES, knowing that opposites attract!

Now after all these years, I find I've been mis-pigeonholed and am really a LEO... what's up with that? And my bride of more than fifty years is an AQUARIUS fer crying out loud!

How many opportunities have we missed, how many times have we endangered our lives by following the wrong advice........... I'm tell ya, there ought to be a law!!!

Who do I sue? And by the way, what the hell is an "OPHIUCHUS"???

Here is the sign of OPHIUCHUS. looks more like the logo for Obamacare to me........ how about y'all?