After watching all the horror stories occuring in airports across the country....

... an old standard by Barbwa Striesland came to mind. So if you'll hum along to her top ten hit, "People", you may find some truth in this parody!

Barbwa’s Old Refrain Updated…..

Sheeple,
Sheeple are just people
Are the least citizens of the world
Were grown-ups just like other grown-ups
And then started giving up their pride
Hide all their fears inside
Acting more Sheeple than people
Trav’lers
Are truly put-on Sheeple
They are the most exposed people in the world
With one agent
One Transport Service Agent
Reaching deeply in their groin
Once they were private now they are not
No more modesty as first
But first a people who became a Sheeple
Are the least citizens of the world

With one agent
One Transport Service Agent
Reaching deeply in their groin
Once they were private now they are not
No more modesty as first
But first a people who became a Sheeple
Are the least citizens of the world


Pecozbill - 2010
With apologies to none and credit to fewer….