TOTUS (Teleprompter of the U.S.) to speak to India's Parliament

It is interesting to note that for the first time in India's long history, the Parliament will be addressed by a TOTUS on November 8th.

Ah yes, the POTUS will be there to move his lips, but the TOTUS will provide the message apparently. Scheduled to address the Parliament for only twenty minutes, the TOTUS, a back up First Assistant TOTUS, and Tertiary TOTUS will ensure the Obamanation isn't forced to speak extemporaneously.

Shucks folks, the Bam man had teleprompters moved into a grade school class room before he addressed them this summer -- why should we expect less when addressing India's Parliament.

I wonder if he'll have those styrofoam Greek pillars moved in as well?

Go here for the whole embarrASSing story!