Coming soon..... to a neighborhood near you.......

City Council of New York passed a new law which will require all new toilets (effective July 2012) to be fitted with two levers for flushing: The first, a low discharge setting, to flush liquid wastes. The other, a higher discharge setting to flush solid wastes. No matter, that they are going to cost more or fail more often, the human excrement experts on the City Council (experience pays I reckon) have so determined.

I wonder if they will insist the levers be labeled "Number One" and "Number Two"... that seems appropriate.....

Continuing in the firestorm of saving the planet one leak at a time (pun intended), these micro-managing pencil necked, pin heads have also decided that: Any water fountain installed for the public (customers) use, MUST be equipped with two water discharges: The first is the original push the button and sip the little shot of water that we all know. The second - there MUST be a separate spout for filling containers! Apparently one of the pin-heads lacked the necessary hand-eye coordination to fill her water bottle and got water on her tax dollar provided dress.

Now think about that one, Pilgrims. You privately own a building, store or playground, you install a water fountain to provide refreshment AT NO COST, to users --- and now the NY City Council says you have to provide a faucet to aid them fill their buckets!

I'm not even gonna question why everybody under the age of 40 has a bottle hanging around their neck 24/7 these days, but where in God's good name, did it become the law enforced responsibility to provide faucets for them metro-sexual limp wristed folks? If they are stupid enough to pay $8.00 per gallon for tap water in little plastic bottles --- let 'em get their own!!

Do you reckon the city will hire thousands of inspectors to make sure that folks don't push Button #2 when they only did #1? Maybe they'll install little bells on the ones in public restrooms, so the restroom valet can drop a dime on 'em if he hears the wrong number of chimes....

What a world! Go here for the story if you don't believe me!