Doug Giles had an interesting column on Townhall.com recently.
ACORN, despite their protestations that Brietpart and his young Pimp & Ho, proved nothing.. has apparently decided to rebrand itself into more innocent acronyms:
- NYCC (New York Communities for Change)
- ACCE (Alliance of Californians for Community Empowerment)
- NEUJ (New England United for Justice)
Now I don't know why, if innocent, they would give up that fine, infamous ACORN brand. but there have been some suggestions for new names and acronyms that Giles presented:
- Societal Assistance Through Action Now - (SATAN)
- Association of Hucksters Obama Lovingly Employs - (AHOLE)
- Sal Alinsky's Converted Kids Operating Clandestinely and Radically Against American Principles (SACK-0-CRAP)
So I got to thinking about it, and figured with my military background and comfort with Federal acronyms, I ought to be able to come up with a couple more to help these good folks out.
Like:
- The Helpers In Every Victims Everyday Situation -- (THIEVES)
- Men United Gathering God's Every Reward -- (MUGGER)
How about it Pilgrims? Can you think of a couple to kick in here (Comments) and contribute to the cause?
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