Like toilet paper stuck on your shoe .........?

Rent-a-tent for White House State Dinner - $100,000
Catered dinners for 340 guests - $102,000
Event planning and security - $500, 000
Place setting value per guest (silver and china) - $350
Cheap ass cocktail napkin attached POTUS's glass raised in toast - 2¢

Timeless Photograph -- Priceless!!!!!