This is Damn serious stuff.... beer contains female hormones!
Last month Mississippi State University scientists released the results of a
recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men
should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is beer
contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens); therefore, by
drinking enough beer, men can turn into women!
To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 pints of beer within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1. Argued over nothing.
2. Refused to apologize when obliviously wrong.
3. Gained weight.
4. Talked excessively without making sense.
5. Became overly emotional.
6. Couldn't drive.
7. Failed to think rationally.
8. Had to sit down to urinate.
No further testing was considered necessary.
If you ignore this warning, don't come whinin' to Ole Pecoz when you start havin' hot flashes...
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