Ole' Pecoz has often pulled out his hair.....

..... reading and hearing all these figures and numbers that I read in my newspaper or see on TV reports. 86,450 folks died last year of left handed paralysis! 2,900,000 Americans are suffering as overeating bulemiacs! Every 15 seconds, 30 children under the age of four are forbidden from eating Twinkies for breakfast!
Y'all know the drill --- and just like me - you know those figures are as accurate as 50 year global warming predictions or the number of hurricanes forecast for this summer. I always wondered where they came from and am proud to tell you that I found the answer when doing my morning studying in today's paper....

The secret is out! Yee-Hawwww! Thanks Dilbert!!