Saturday, May 31, 2008

I ain't gonna expand on this late breaking (non) news...

'cause it'll be all over your Sunday morning talking head shows! Headlines should read:

King Solomon is a No Show -- Dem Committee cuts baby in half!!

Delegate Deal a Blow to Hillary Clinton
By NEDRA PICKLER and BETH FOUHY,
AP Posted: 2008-05-31


WASHINGTON (May 31) - Democratic Party officials agreed Saturday to seat Michigan and Florida delegates with half-votes, ruling on a long-running dispute that has threatened the party's chances in November and maintaining Barack Obama's front-runner status as he moves closer to the nomination.

Or maybe the headline should read: Dem Committee says 'Go Baby' and throws Hellary out with the bath water!
Or even: "Dems reach 'half-vast' decision!"

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