Everybody seems to have a “Top Ten” list nowadays. So as your host, I thought I’d share one of mine;Top Ten Reasons Bubba Clinton is Obsessed with Getting Hillary elected President!
10. It will keep her busy and not watching him.
9. They can sell the D.C. townhouse and live free in the White House.
8. He can go back and get that other silverware he missed taking last time.
7. Return access to Air Force One‘s Mile High Club.
6. He will finally have a legacy by being the first, First Husband.
5. His under-the-table income as a ‘consultant’ will skyrocket.
4. He can sleep in the Lincoln bedroom instead of Hellary’s.
3. He will be out of that damn hick town in New York.
2. Al Gore won’t be getting more press coverage than he is.
9. They can sell the D.C. townhouse and live free in the White House.
8. He can go back and get that other silverware he missed taking last time.
7. Return access to Air Force One‘s Mile High Club.
6. He will finally have a legacy by being the first, First Husband.
5. His under-the-table income as a ‘consultant’ will skyrocket.
4. He can sleep in the Lincoln bedroom instead of Hellary’s.
3. He will be out of that damn hick town in New York.
2. Al Gore won’t be getting more press coverage than he is.
And the number one reason that Bubba wants to get back in the White House;
1. Since Eliot Spitzer ruined business in New York, Bubba can have the White House staffing office pimp out some new Interns for him…..
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