Sheryl Crow..... Florida needs you.....now!

Y'all recall that Sheryl Crow suggested that every man, woman, and child be limited to one square of toilet paper per visit to the outhouse?
Looks to me like Florida politicians could use her support in their latest gub'mint hands on program.... From CBS and AP:

Proposed Law Looks to Wipe Out Problem

TALLAHASSEE (AP) ― A proposed law currently making its way through the Florida legislature might help you with what can be an embarrassing problem. Here's the bottom line, the bill would be a mandate that all eating establishment must have enough toilet paper when you go into the restroom. The only problem is the bill doesn't dictate how much toilet paper is "enough."

State Senator Victor Crist, a Republican from Tampa, felt the problem was so important, a law must be passed to protect the backsides of anyone in Florida. The measure will also try to regulate the cleanliness of restrooms in eating establishments. Crist, says in the bill, restaurant inspectors, "should also check the restrooms along with the kitchens to make sure that basic cleanliness necessities are in place."

The Senate Regulated Industries Committee approved the bill, SB 836, on Monday. It has two more stops to go and as long as it's not wiped out before then, it could then go to the Senate floor. A similar measure is currently awaiting passage by the House.

I ain't sure that she was demonstratin' the process in this pic --- but you get the idea! Those ole boys in Florida sure could use some help from a Brainiac like Ms Crow!!