..... as the best short joke in Scotland!
A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, "Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?"
To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, "Fook off, ye'll no bring it back!"
Dunno if it's true about winning a contest ---- but then I don't care either! I love it!
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