.....for the next President to be successful. I'll link it down below for those of you who are so bored that you would want to read what this incompetent has-been (or never-was) has to offer. Meanwhile, I was trying to think of Ten Op-Ed pieces that would be about as helpful to the next President or anybody else... ;
1. Ex-President Clinton lists ten reasons for chastity among young women.
2.Ex-President Carter lists ten ways to stand firm in time of crisis.
3. Ex-Sec'y of HUD Henry Cisneros lists ten ways to keep your mistress a secret.
4. Ex-Presidential Candidate John Kerry lists ten ways to enhance your military record.
5. Ex-Veep Spiro Agnew lists ten part-time incomes while serving as Vice President.
6. Ex-Sec'y of State Albright lists ten secrets of beauty and staying fit & hot!
7. Ex-Miss South Carolina lists ten solutions to world peace and education.
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Okay Buckaroos, I left three for you to fill in in the comments section. Why should I have all the fun? I'll move the best of them up to these three blanks --- how about it? Got a candidate and a list?
Oh -- here is that link: Ooops sorry it doesn't link - you'll have to cut and paste: http://www.boston.com/bostonglobe/editorial_opinion/
2 comments:
Ex-Secretary Of State Henry Kissinger lists ten international issues where you can speak for ten minutes without saying anything concrete at all.
Ex-Chief of Staff and Secretary of State Alexander Haig lists ten ways to put yourself in charge of any situation...and none of them legal.
Ex-multiple Cabinet Secretary Elliot Richardson lists ten cabinet posts you can hold by being a man among men, and of great moral character as well.
Well said Waveman -- I really liked the positve Elliot Richardson comment!
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