Saturday, December 22, 2007

It's the season for sharing, so............

................Pardners, I received this kind invitation to make me a millionaire in my e-mails this morning and shucks, I got my Air Force pension and can't hardly spend all of that. So I figured I'd pass this opportunity to someone out there who really needs it....!

Good day,

My name is Irvin Shawn I am an American soldier, serving in the military with the Third infantry Division in Iraq. I and my superior moved funds belonging to Saddam Hussein, the total is $25,000,000.00 (Twenty Five million US dollars) this money is being kept safe in a secured location. You can go to this web link to read about events that took place here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm

Basically since we are working for the government we cannot keep these funds, we have decided to look for someone to help us keep this funds this is why I have contacted you, so you can keep it for us in your safe account or an offshore account. We will divide the total funds in three ways, since we are three involved in this. You will take 30%, and 30% will be for me, and my superior will take 30%. 10% will be kept aside for expenses.

This business is confidential, and it should not be discussed with anyone. Hence i assure you there is no risk involved whatsoever. If you are interested I will send you the full details, my job is to find a good partner that we can trust and that will assist us.

Can I trust you? To ensure confidentiality, when you receive this letter, kindly reply me via e-mail signifying your interest including your confidential telephone/fax numbers for quick communication and also your contact details.

Respectfully submitted

Sgt. Irvin Shawn

Duh..... Lookee there Pilgrims! That ole boy hits on Need, Greed, Opportunity, Larceny and 'Somepin for Nuttin' all in a couple of short paragraphs... whatta guy! He even included a grain of truth with the BBC report. I'll bet he don't look nothin' like ole Phineas T Barnum there in the picture... but he sure did study up on PT's, Suckers 101 course!! He shoulda stayed for 102, when ole P.T. said you gotta give 'em somthin' for their money....

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