It seems the University of Kentucky holds a contest.....

..... each year to find a definition for a contemporary word or term. This year's winner wrote a definition for: POLITICAL CORRECTNESS

"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

Now there is a definition I can live with..... as soon as I wipe my morning coffee off my keyboard where it landed when I first read this!