"Thou Shalt Not..... Bidda Bing........

Bidda Bang! Apparently the anti-mafia police in Sicily discovered a Cosa Nostra' List of Ten Commandments in the property seized when they searched the house Sal Lo Piccolo in Palermo the other day. Jest in case you ever wanna sign up -- here's a primer:

I. Never look at the wives of your pals.

II. Avoid pubs and nightclubs

III. Always keep yer 'pointments

IV. Never be seen wid a cop

V. Always be respectful to da little wife.

VI. Never steal from another Mafia family member.

VII. Hold to moral values

VIII. Be courteous to other Mafia family members

IX. Hold complete loyalty to the Mafia

X. Always be ready to serve the Mafia - even if your wife is in labor!

Oh, all those other Guy's Commandments , wid da 'Shall Nots' about murder, coveting, and all that stuff.....fuggetaboutit!!! Apparently Senor Lo Piccolo wanted to be da Cosa Nostra "Boss of Bosses". Dunno if they'll hold the job open 'til he gets outta da slammer.........

Bidda Bang!!