I think I got the answer...........!

I've always been in awe of how long the ladies could talk on any telephone... I can't remember the last time one of my conversations lasted more than three minutes. My cell phone bill shows I use twelve minutes a month on average, and with six calls.

But I have been truly amazed by the 'multi-tasking' (is that the word?) skill of persons of the female persuasion since cell phones hit the streets! Driving down the road in busy freeway traffic, weaving around parking lots, walking down food aisles in grocery stores, flipping through clothes racks in a department store... nothin' seems to interrupt those calls. My consternation grew plumb out of proportion to the question when I got to wonder'n who in tarnation could they be talking at?

I know it ain't their husbands or boyfriends, cause those cowpokes just wouldn't stay on the phone that long! Then it hit me... the answer was right in front of me. Them Gal's are all chattin' with each other!! The driver is talkin' at the gal in the grocery store, the clothing store shopper is gabbin' with the lady looking for a parking place!

I tell you what... if this Ole' Boy has to go into a hospital for surgery, I'm gonna insist they frisk any nurses or lady doctors before they put me under..... there might be a call!!