But don't let a stranger pack your bag neatly........

Airlines are encouraging travelers to "pack neatly" to expedite searches when going through security to board a plane. The only way Ole Pecoz' duffel bag is gonna be neat is if I hire it done... but then them nosy folks always ask; "Have any strangers been near your baggage?"

Shucks, they can't have it both ways. Besides, after havin' to take off my coat, my shoes, and havin' them paw through my luggage with their grubby little hands (God knows what they was touchin' last) I am, as my momma would say, disheveled, anyhow... so why bother....

Besides, some of them TSA folks look plumb suspicious to me!

Think I'll travel by automobile this year, thank you very kindly...!