Cheaper than Divorce? And quicker!

(from KENSTV News)

NEW: Confessing man prefers jail to marriage, police say
When most people want out of a marriage, they separate or file for divorce. But a San Antonio man took a unique approach.
According to police, Danny Joe Herrera confessed to robbing a Northwest Side sporting goods store with a fake gun Thursday evening because he was tired of his wife and wanted to go back to jail.
Herrera was arrested and charged with aggravated robbery and other criminal charges out of Dallas. He is currently being held at the Bexar County Detention Center.
According to police, the 31-year-old showed a gun to a cashier at Academy Sports and Outdoors in the 2600 block of Northwest Loop 410. He demanded the cash register, grabbed it, and left the store.
Herrera was caught on the side of a nearby strip club. Officers recovered the cash register. They also found the plastic BB gun used in the robbery.

Wait 'til the American Divorce Attorneys Association hears about this. They'll get the judge to throw the book at Herrara. This could take hold and put them out of business.