Question: What do you do after you have emasculated the most powerful country in the world?

Answer: You get the FLOTUS to Twitter our international demands in the hopes that somebody gives a damn!!

Seems like some tinpot terrorist is opening a franchise in Africa by kidnapping young girls and selling 'em off as wives.  The bad guys,  Boko Haram, were denied the elite title of terrorists by that renowned international player - Hellary Clinton when she was Secretary of State....

So.... what to do?  Send in the Marines? Nah, those days are over - Obamanation took their bullets away and gave them to our Department of Homeland Security.  What to do then?

I know, some dim bulb in the East Wing sez -- we'll bury 'em in Twitters! That'll teach them not to mess with the US of A!  So, Michelle Antoinette, who just happened to be in Washington between world jetting vacations was recruited to be the poster girl for the campaign.  I am told that to get the proper disconsolate look on Moochie's face -- somebody had to threaten to hide her luggage.  Just a rumor I heard....  

So, friends -- here is America's 21st Century Answer to world terrorism......

"Don't forget the 'hashtag'... that'll bring 'em to their knees!"