Lord help me Jesus,
i've wasted it so help me Jesus,
i know what i am,
but now that i know,
that i needed you so help me Jesus,
my souls in your hand,
i've wasted it so help me Jesus,
i know what i am,
but now that i know,
that i needed you so help me Jesus,
my souls in your hand,
I was reminded of this super hit song today when I read that the state legislature of the Empire State of New York is meeting in deep thought about --
"Requiring bowling alley operators to post signs warning keglers not to wear bowling shoes outside, lest they become wet and increase the likelihood that a bowler could slip and fall when they come inside. Bowling shoes, designed to slip on the lanes, can become extremely slippery when wet."
Apparently, and to the surprise of many of these 21st Century deep thinkers in New York, when they passed a law banning smoking in all bowling alleys ten years ago... bowlers started stepping outside for a couple of quick puffs between frames, Being New York - they were stepping into the rain and the snow of course.
And then they returned to the game at hand, and in their wet shoes, slipped and fell on their butts, elbows, hips et al. Then in turn, sued the bowling alleys for not warning them of the danger.
Thus, ergo and hence- the current effort to create a law that says if the bowling alley operator posted appropriate signs saying to the effect; "Caution, wearing your bowling shoes in the snow or puddles may cause you to fall on yer ass.. and break something!" Then the bowling alley operator would be held harmless.....
I wonder who encouraged the two state Assemblymen to sponsor such a law? As some would say --- "DUH!"
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