Just when I begin to think that I've heard it all............ I find out I'm wrong ....again!!

Are you aware that our Federal Emergency Management Agency -- "FEMA" operates and reacts on a highly, scientific damage scale of their own invention called - the "Waffle House Index"!!

As Jack Paar used to say, back in the day, --- "I kid you not!"

If the FEMA team arrives at the scene of a disaster, natural or otherwise, apparently the first thing they do is head for the nearest Waffle House to determine the scope of the disaster.

THE INDEX

GREEN - -  Waffle House is up and running with full menu.
YELLOW - Waffle House is running on generator with partial menu.
RED -  - - -  Waffle House is closed or destroyed

Seriously, this disaster index was invented and instigated after 'W's man Brownie was fired for lack of competence..   so now we have a Waffle House index... apparently, Brownie didn't count the closed Waffle Houses in the area hit by Katrina - er something.

Sometimes the system doesn't seem to work however, (surprised?) as in Moore, Oklahoma this week. When FEMA arrived, they sent their experts straight to the one Waffle House in town and found it closed. But they were assured that a generator was on the way - so they classified the tornado damage to the town as 'Yellow' instead of 'Red'.

Let 'em sell that to those who lost everything, homes, schools, relatives and kids!!  

I reckon they'd tell FEMA where to stick their waffle index -- especially after waffling on their own dumb Index with that Yellow index finding because a generator was on the way!

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