Finally!!! A new news week.....

I have great hopes that the 24/7 news networks will find new topics to talk about this week. Maybe they will concentrate on investigating why the Brothers Tsarnaev did not have Concealed Carry Licenses for either their handguns or those pressure cooker IED's.   

After all, the Dims insist that if a background check was required for every Chechen, there would be no murder in the streets...    but I digress - back to CNN, FOX, MSNBC and the rest of the 24/7 news  channels ---  Hopefully, that poor gal that kept bouncing running down the street every 25 seconds day and night last week has been allowed to sit down and catch her breath.  

The hero in the Stetson must have pushed that runner, whose life he saved with tourniquets, down Boylston Street at least 8,792 times in that video shot last week.  STOP! We have a NEWS ALERT!!

The News Alert is that we have no new news, so we will repeat the non-news that we didn't have twenty minutes ago. And then we'll have another NEWS Alert and repeat the process over and over. 

The other brilliant news factor is the law enforcement and politico's press conference ..... now called 'Pressers'  (isn't that clever) .... They too, have no news, but each participant much be recognized, read his printed statement, which is also handed out to all present -- after which reporters (note I didn't say journalists) start screaming questions -- to which the serious faced law officers answer: "I'm sorry, I can't speculate on that at this time,"  and the the politicos just ramble, 'cause they don't know anything anyway. 

Here are a few of the best summarizing editorial cartoons I could find on the topic after this frustrating week. You may have to click on a couple of them to see the fine print.

And finally, the one that sez it best!!

Have a good week, y'all!!!!