Breaking news --- Obamanation's coronation being moved into the little room.....

BO's big night - designed to match his foam rubber Olympian column lined night of 2008 - has been moved into a smaller 15,000 seat auditorium -- downsized (?) from the 78,000 seat Bank of America Stadium.

It's only a rumor of course, but I heard that the problem was that they put the Dimmocrat ex Mayor of New Orleans Ray Nagin (left) in charge of the operation of busing in the old folks, kids and dead people from the neighboring five states to fill that larger stadium.

Alas, like the best laid plans, with Nagin in charge, this plan got washed away!!