When did God run for President of the United States?

Or one of his Apostles run for Secretary of the Interior?

I ask this question because I am reading that the 'administration' has set up a plan of action to kill, capture or otherwise destroy Barred Owls in the forests of the Great North West. The reason for using tax money to send out a Battery of Barred Owl Assassins is........... are you ready for this?..... because the larger Barred Owls are endangering the smaller Spotted Owls.

You remember the Spotted Owls of course -- their nesting was the reason for putting millions of acres of forest land off limits to foresters who would harvest, and help clear the forests. This not only provided much needed domestic lumber, but kept the forests clear and helped prevent forest fires...

Despite all those efforts, putting thousands out of work..... the Spotted Owl population continues to decline.... I'm confused here...

The limousine liberal elitists of the Dim Dem party, you know - the ones that decry God and pay homage to Darwin and his theories..... now when we see the theory of evolution before our eyes, these self same effetes want to play God and interfere with Mother Nature's ways?

What's wrong with this picture?

Does ole' Pecozbill want to see the Spotted Owl disappear? Hell no! But I have enough faith that Ole' Mother Nature has been doing a good job of managing this planet for the last 500,000 years and can probably handle this job herself!!

I'll bet those crazy bustards get teary-eyed and go through a whole box of Kleenex when they watch Jurassic Park and realize that they are too late to save the T-Rex!!!