British Engineers create 'Poopmobile'!!

Yessir, that famous British Engineer, Mohammed Saddiq, has developed a converted Volkswagen Bug that runs on human excrement (well, the methane gases that poop creates I reckon) and is offering it as a viable alternative to electric vehicles.

Aww shucks, and Obamanation just spent Billion$ of our tax dollar$ developing the Chevy Volt - which has a range of 40 miles. Just about enough to get from the ranch house to the outhouse and back.

Anyhow, this new Poopmobile (link to story) have given me an idea! If this car is designed to run on methane gas...... hmmmm lets see now, our capitol building in Washington has a dome, most State Legislative Houses have domes.... Why leave it up to the Brits. Why doesn't some brilliant American scientist, Abdulla Ben Farouk or someone, design a giant vacuum cleaner type machine that sucks all of the gases and methane that accumulates in all of those capitol domes across the country -- bottle it and sell it to run methane driven cars in these here United States.

If the combined poop of just 70 British residences will run a car for 10,000 miles -- Lord only knows how much mileage we could get out of those gas filled legislative domes!!

(Thanx and a Tip O' the Stetson to my pal, Al up in Maryland for the heads up)