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The Betty Mills Co., a division of Frito-Lay, announced today they will start placing Nobel Peace Prizes in boxes of their Crackerjack caramel corn treat. Joe Blough, a representative from the company, stated on Friday “We almost did this back in 2007 when Al Gore won the prize for his efforts to promote his lucrative carbon credit scam. Since the Nobel prize has no real meaning anymore, we thought it would be nice to place them in our Crackerjack snack so that everyone could have one."
The new prizes will begin appearing in the company’s product as soon as sufficient copies are available for distribution.
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