Some Refrigerator thoughts..........

DID YOU EVER WONDER WHY

EVEN THOUGH YOU TRY AND TRY
YOU CAN NEVER FIND WHAT YOU WANT IN THE REFRIGERATOR

YOU STAND BEFORE THAT OPEN DOOR
SEARCH THE SHELVES DOWN TO THE FLOOR
THEN DO IT OVER AGAIN WHEN YOU COME BACK LATER

YOU FIND IT, THINKING HOW BIZARRE
IT’S THERE BEHIND THE MAYO JAR
EXACTLY WHERE IT’S ALWAYS BEEN BEFORE

BUT IF YOU MOVE IT THERE’S A DANGER
THAT YOU’LL SOON BECOME A STRANGER
TO THE DISORDER INSIDE EVER MORE

DID YOU EVER WONDER WHY
EVEN THOUGH YOU TRY AND TRY
NATURE ABHORS A VACUUM IN THAT FRIDGE

REMOVE THE LAST CARTON OF MILK
AND THEN JUST AS SMOOTH A SILK
THE OTHER CONTENTS WILL FILL UP THE BRIDGE

WHEN WE HAD FOUR TEEN BOYS TO SEAT
OUR FRIDGE HAD TWELVE LITTLE CUBIC FEET
AND A LITTLE WEE ICE TRAY AT THE TOP

NOW JUST THE TWO OF US ABIDE
WE’VE GOT TWO FRIDGES SIDE-BY-SIDE
AND NOT ENOUGH ROOM TO ADD ONE PORK CHOP

Go figure….

Pecozbill (© 2004)