Thursday, June 30, 2011

Strip the old ladies in wheel chairs..... but let my people go!!!

Surely everybody in the Free World, or at least the USA, heard about the shocking TSA brown shirt methods in stripping the Depends adult diaper off the 95 year old lady traveler the other day. If you din't, you can skip this item - cause you probably don't know where JFK is either.....

Now it appears, a Nigerian man named Olajide Oluwaseun Noibi. using an expired boarding pass that belonged to someone else, boarded Virgin American Flight 415 and flew from JFK to Los Angeles this week.

It wasn't until after the flight took off that attendants realized an extra passenger was on board, officials said. During the flight, crew members asked Noibi for his boarding pass and, after hesitating, he handed over a boarding pass from the day before, KTLA quotes FBI officials as confirming. That boarding pass had another person's name on it.

Noibi allegedly told the crew that the pass was outdated because he had missed that flight a day earlier.

The man whose name was on the boarding pass later told FBI officials that the document had disappeared from his back pocket when he arrived at JFK International Airport on June 23.
(implying the boarding pass was stolen)

A search of Noibi's bags at LAX turned up more than 10 boarding passes with various individuals' names, none of which were his own, FBI officials said.

Story Link here.

Keep in mind, it was a Nigerian with a bomb in his pants that we have to thank for all of these full body X-ray scanners in all the airports. It wasn't a sick and dying old lady in a diaper!!!

Somebody needs to get a grip on this country, Pilgrims, --- we are losing it!!

A big 'Attaboys and Gals to the Flight crew --- they are a heck of a lot better at their job than Big Sis's losers are at theirs!

When the United Nations speaks, tyrants cower.......?

Turban Durbin is at it again.............

In his current born again attempts to jam the DREAM ACT down Americans throats -- he surrounded hisself with illegal immigrants for a photo op and then made this statement at a Senate committee hearing:

"When I look around this room, I see America's future. Our doctors, our teachers, our nurses, our engineers, our scientists, our soldiers, our Congressman, our Senators and maybe our President."

However, Article 2, Section 1, Clause 5 of the Constitution says: "No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President."

You'd think after all the brouhaha over Obamanation's birth certificate, even somebody as dense as ole' Turban Durban would get the point.. NATURAL BORN CITIZENS!! Not immigrants, legal or illegal! And this dunce votes in our Senate on a daily basis?

Scared yet folks?

Sorry about my absence....

the last couple of days .......... but after Obamanation's press conference, it took me quite a while to recover from my laughter and pick myself up off the floor!

Lord have mercy-- that so called intellectual is dumber than the proverbial stump! Didn't even know when the reporters were laughing AT him, not WITH him! Lord, Lord.

The man's got more time logged on Air Force One going on vacations. Dim fund raisers, campaign trips and golf outings than he does in the Oval Office!! And he stood there bad mouthin' congress for taking too much time off!

BTW - somebody tell him his oldest kid is 12, not 13, before she gets home from her million dollar, tax payer jaunt to Africa with her Mom, Sis, Granny, and a passel of cuzzins and hanger's on!

Monday, June 27, 2011

And you thought your tax dollars were being frittered away.....

(CNSNews.com) - Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said on Monday that the State Department played an instrumental role in “sealing the deal” for pop-rock star Lady Gaga to perform at a gay pride rally in Rome, Italy.

Clinton specifically pointed to a letter that David Thorne, the U.S. ambassador to Italy, sent to Lady Gaga urging her to participate in the event.

“And then there is the work that our embassy team in Rome has been doing,” Clinton said. “Two weeks ago they played an instrumental role in bringing Lady Gaga to Italy for a Euro Pride concert.


When you finish gagging in surprise, shock and wonderment..... click here to read the rest of this Secretary of State's Arkansas size brag on bringing GaGa to Rome..... arghhh


Maybe it's just a prank by CNSNews? I hope?


Maybe when she finishes this Secretary of State Gig, she's gonna return to Arkansas and be the Receptionist at the "Bubba Clinton Presidential Library and Massage Parlor"?

Kwik Kwestion..........

On Sunday, when Mike Wallace's little boy Chris displayed his misogynist side and asked Michele Bachmann; "Are you a flake?" , I thought Congresswoman Bachmanns answer was thorough, well phrased, even handed and more than he deserved!

On the other hand, I agree with the other Michelle, Malkin that is, that suggested a better response would have been, "Why Chris, I'm the least flaky person in the 58 states!"

If that line means nothing to you, you've been listening to the MSM the last three years instead of the news media!!

I am plumb proud that she has not acknowledged his public apology yet..........

Goo-Daffy be skeered now!!

Let's see now, over the last three months, Libya's Goo-Daffy has been attacked by al-Queda, the Muslim Brotherhood, his own unhappy subjects, all of the powers of NATO and the best that the US Military could throw at him from a distance under the orders of Obamanation.....

This morning I find that the ICC (International Criminal Court) in the Netherlands has declared him an unfit leader and issued an arrest warrant. Hot Damn, I'll bet that got his attention more than a Tomahawk missile coming in his bedroom window.

As I read the headline, I got to wondering....... who is the ICC gonna get to serve the arrest warrant, Western Union? Fed-Ex? Acme Message Service? Maybe one of the Courts member judges will don a clean black dress and deliver it hisself?

What a bunch of international clowns --- and I'll bet they are paid big piles of Euro tax dollars, have big offices, shiny desks and car service as well! A comic opera -- probably have the French Battle Flag (White) for their banner too.

By the way, I wonder if the ICC has (or will) issued similar arrest warrants against Kim Jong-il of North Korea, Mugabe of Zimbabwe. Than Shwe of Burma, Al-bashir of Sudan or Karimov of Uzbekistan? No? Gee, I guess it's only fun when you are piling on.............

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Limericks of the news......

I turned on my office light this morning and found this newsworthy limerick slipped over the transom.... from an old pal up in Maryland........

There once was a weirdo named Weiner
Who had a perverted demeanor
- Forced from the Hill
- For acting like Bill
Now Congress is one weiner leaner.

I was gonna stay away from this topic 'cause there are a couple of things that bother me about the whole weird scene..... We have an American, very Jewish congressman, married to a confirmed Muslim, Huma Abedin (no name change here, folks) who was born in Michigan and raised in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia by her Pakistani parents and who devotes her time to being 'next to' Hellary Clinton, Secretary of State. Even throughout her pregnancy. Their marriage was performed by Bubba Clinton hisself!

You know, the ex-Prez that was so tied up to foreign money when campaigning and now makes a living hustling Riyals around the Middle East.


In addition to all of the State secrets that must cross Mrs Aben's desk at work, and all of the classified information gleaned by her hubby with his House Committee assignments on the Judiciary and Homeland Security committees. Doesn't anyone pause to wonder?

I do....... and that's why I've stayed away from this whole topic! In my military career, folks lost their security clearances for marrying good Irish lasses...... Too many questions - my old head hurts. Like Ole' 'Bite-me' Biden said to Scott Ritter in the Senate Hearings ... "it's above my paygrade' YFIO!!!

I ain't gonna mention none of it.....

Friday, June 24, 2011

The Dem Congress didn't propose a budget for years......

But fortunately, now we have a POTUS who is unafraid to make a commitment and propose a budget that will bring this country back from the brink of becoming the Greece of the Americas.

Yessirree Bob!! He's got the best advice, the best financial leadership team and the greatest ideas ever!

That's why he and his fellow Dems are so ready to share!!

Obamanation steps on his............. tongue again!!

Addressing hisself as 'Your Commander-in-Chief', several times, His BO-ness yesterday spoke to the 10th Mountain Division at Ft Drum:

"First time I saw 10th Mountain Division, you guys were in southern Iraq. When I went back to visit Afghanistan, you guys were the first ones there. I had the great honor of seeing some of you because a comrade of yours, Jared Monti, was the first person who I was able to award the Medal of Honor to who actually came back and wasn’t receiving it posthumously."

White House..... er uh, we have a problem! Sgt First Class Jared Monti was killed in action in Afghanistan in 2006. He was posthumously awarded the Medal of Honor by then POTUS, Obamanation in 2009.

The first living recipient of the Iraq/Afghan campaigns to win the Medal of Honor, SSgt Sal Giunta received it from BO this year 2011~~~

Imagine the firestorm in the national media if 'W' made such a cold, uncaring gaffe! Our TVs would be in meltdown!!!

You can be sure that the Military Blogs across the Nation have picked up on it and shared the insult and the fury................

Oh, by the way - he finished his little group insult with these words, "Know that your Commander-in-Chief has your back."

At least Bubba Clinton & Hellary were honest about their dislike for the military - they didn't pretend to admire them while hiding their distaste. This guy in the Oval Office now is the worst of all worlds .......... and words!

Thursday, June 23, 2011

The Power of Incumbency ....

Obamanation's latest move, start releasing oil from the Nations Strategic Petroleum Reserve has to be one of the coldest, cleverest and demonic actions taken by a sitting president since LBJ used the Gulf of Tonkin incident to escalate the Vietnam War!

Lookee here Pilgrims - Oil prices have been dropping for the last few weeks on their own. Down about 30¢ per gallon in the last couple of weeks. Now, all of a sudden His Bo-ness announces he's gonna started draining our reserves.

Lets see now, the law only allows a draw down of 4.4mbbl/day. At that rate, the thirty million barrels of oil to be released would last about 13 days --- and and would equate to .024% of our daily use. Talk about that lad in Oregon peeing in the corner of the city reservoir...... shucks!

But......BUT, if prices continue down he'll take full credit for it from now till election day next year. And if they start to rise? Well, shucks, he gave it the ole' college try - that's more than 'W' did!

Talk about a "Win - Win" situation. PT Barnum is alive, well, and working in the West Wing!!!

What's that you ask? "Where is the emergency if oil prices are already coming down?" Don't be silly lad......... BO's approval ratings dropped by four points this week - that's the emergency!

Oh and you over there? "Why doesn't he just lift his moratorium and turn the oil companies loose in the gulf, in Alaska and all that shale oil pools of Montana?" Go sit in the corner with that other young feller that asks dumb and obvious questions. You don't hear the esteemed members of the MSM asking those questions........

(Thanx and a tip O' the Stetson to a couple of old Military Buds for voicing these opinions)

Well bless his heart, Obamanation finally shared his Afghanistan military policy last nite on TV......

I must have taken a nap......

Hellary Clinton went to Montego Bay, Jamaica, to question the priorities of the US Congress and their support for Obamanation's invasion of Libya.............? "Whose side are you on?", she asked.

Apparently the House is about to vote on one of two courses,
- Give the POTUS limited authority to continue his attack on Libya, or
- Cut off all funds for military hostilities

Now then Pilgrims, this is where I get foggy -- I don't recall BO coming to Congress to ask for support, funds or a howdy-dee-doo with regards to Libya. Matter of fact, I thought that was why Congress had their shorts in a twist -- because he did not.

So why in tarnation would they be considering 'giving him limited authority' to continue..... when he didn't even as for authority to begin, carry on, or continue?

What am I missing here...... or is what's missing --- a backbone in Congress?

Oh, and another thing, why does our Secretary of State feel it necessary to leave our shores and go to Jamaica to make her accusations against our Congress. Why didn't she call Dingy Harry Reid and Speaker Boehner and voice her questions? Or tell one of the DNC's hand puppets at CNN that she needed some air time to voice them. .....just wonderin?

Not our US Marines....... say it ain't so!

Two parts of this story I just refuse to believe --

Part I.

ST. LOUIS (KMOX) – In the midst of Marine Week with tanks, guns, and heavy weapons parked on lawns all over downtown, the Mayor is wondering how two unarmed prowlers out-fought and robbed three Marines on the street.

Police report that two Marines in their early 20s were walking near the Soldier’s Memorial downtown around 2:30 Monday morning, when two suspects in their 20s approached. According to the police report, the suspects tried to sell the Marines jewelry and then an argument led to a fight.

Police say one of the suspects punched a Marine. Another suspect reportedly took a pocket knife from the other Marine and poked him with it, causing a minor cut. The Marines told police the suspects took one of their wallets and ran away.

Police say a third Marine was also present, but was not fully involved in the fight.

Somehow I just can't see this really happening this way...there has to be more to the story!

Part II.

But a Marine spokesman shed more light on the mugging, suggesting that the Marines turned the other cheek to avoid violence.

“Marines have been given rules of engagement not to engage in any violence except to protect their lives,” said Marine Spokeswoman Capt Kate Vanden Bossche.

When asked if the Marines have essentially been told to hand over their wallets in St. Louis, rather than fight to protect their property, Vanden Bossche said: “If someone is in such dire need that they need to rob someone, I don’t think that’s a fight Marines need to get into.”

Even the best PR Flack, especially a Marine captain like our Kate here, would have a hell of hard time keeping a straight face while uttering that statement..

I can't hardly stand it.......... click here if you'd like to read the rest of the story (and about their 'altered states' at 0230 hours)

Semper Fi !!

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

I reckon by now you''ve heard about this.........

Those new pics on the cigarette packs are really (in the vernacular of my grandkids) GROSS and EAUUWW!

If the gob'mint was successful in getting people (like Obamanation) to quit smoking, I wonder how they'd offset those billion$ and billion$ of lost tax revenue?

Just wonderin' out loud....

Monday, June 20, 2011

Hot damn, I hate to link you to two video's in a row.....

...but this one is just to good not to pass on! Sit back, relax and enjoy some nice country music , Cousins....!!





Now, don't that make you all warm and fuzzy? Big Sis is looking after you! Some narrow minded evil folks might think that Sis is gay......... thus, ergo and hence the 'cop a feel policy'. I don't think that's the case --- I think she's just so powerful in her gob'mint job, and so homely in her personal life, that this is her expression of love.............

Did you ever have one of those days.................?

And feel like maybe you outta just go with the flow and quit fighting the headwinds?

A new question in Presidential politics in America......

For as long as I can remember, the question that always seems to arise during the pre-primary and primary season for both parties has been; "Can't we do better?"

I reckon in the 2012 election presidential cycle that question should be reworded into: "Could we do worse?"

I look at the Republicans candidates, announced and unannounced, and say to myself, "Self - any one of those........ even the least of them..... could not possibly make a worse President that the one we currently have in the Oval Office screwing (up) the country!!

The same thing might be said of the Dimmocrat wannabe's...... could any one of them be worse for this country than the incumbent Obamanation that rules the roost? Hells Bells, even a walking punch line like 'Bite-Me' the Veep, would do less harm. Where is Jimmah Carter when we need him?

Back to the GOP. Looking at this list......
Romney
Giuliani
Palin
Paul
Cain
Gingrich
Perry
Bachmann
Pawlenty
Santorum
Huntsman

Although there are a couple of those candidates that I would choose over the others, there ain't one of 'em that I wouldn't choose in a Yankee minute over BO, The Destroyer of Jobs, Destructor of the USA, Ignorer of the Constitution!

Even Herman Cain the Pizza dude is more qualified.... at least he's run a successful bid'ness. Bo has destroyed more bid'nesses in two years, than Cain's stores made pizzas in the same period.

God help us all (if He's still talking to us) if we split the vote with a third party or sit on our hands because we don't prefer the selected candidate.......... !

Putting it another way, a castrated Anthony Weiner would do less harm to this country in the next four years than a re-elected Obamanation! With the law breaking and economic destruction BO has ravaged this country with over these first four years ------ just think of the damage he could do in a second term when he didn't have to worry about being reelected.

Lame duck my azz!! He'd be a hybrid "Alinsky/Lenin/Jackson" on steroids!! Start thinking about it now, Pilgrims, spread the word and keep the faith!!

Sunday, June 19, 2011

High speed train lunacy hits high speed of it's own.....

High speed rail trains, that look so great speeding between those huge cities in Japan that are only miles apart --- continues to be the 'Cadillac' in the Jone's driveway.

If we are gonna keep up with them, we gotta have 'em too! Besides, there are Billion$ of buck$ to be skimmed off the top by our brothers-in-law with these projects....

Here is the perfect example of this criminal high-jinx. A proposed Iowa City to Chicago line that would actually be slower than........Existing Bus Service!!
The Washington Examiner has a great article this week, adapted well by Marfat.net (linked below):

"the U.S. Transportation Department is dangling money before the government of Iowa seeking matching funds from the state for a high-speed rail line from Iowa City to Chicago. The “high-speed” trains would average 45 miles per hour and take five hours to reach Chicago from Iowa City. One might wonder how big the market for this service is, since Iowa City and Johnson County have only 130,882 people; add in adjoining Linn County (Cedar Rapids) and you’re only up to 342,108—not really enough, one would think, to supply enough riders to cover operating costs much less construction costs.

Oh, one other thing. Cox reports that there is already luxury bus service, with plus for laptops and wireless Internet, from Iowa City to Chicago. It’s part of a larger trend for private companies to offer convenient and inexpensive bus service. A one-way ticket on the bus costs $18, compared to a likely train fare of more than $50. And the bus takes only three hours and 50 minutes to get from Iowa City to Chicago. That’s one hour and 10 minutes faster than the “high-speed” train.

For more of this Marfat.net item, click here.... it gets better!!

When Obamanation talks about 'shovel ready', we know what he is really trying to shovel!!!

Nanny State Judge sentences Mom for spanking....

Let me see if I have the facts straight:

A young mother spanked her child for acting up. Her loving mother-in-law calls the cops. Prosecution agreed she used no belt, and left no bruises. She is charged with 'felony injury to a child' for what the prosecutors had described as a 'pretty simple, straightforward spanking case."

The Democrat Nanny State District Judge Jose Longoria sentences Mom to five years probation with a list of 'gotta do's". Temporary custody is given to the interfering mother-in-law.

Two questions:

1. If she ever does get her kids back from the conniving mother-in-law - how will she ever maintain control - every time she raises her voice, the kids are gonna reach for the Cell-phone!!!

2. Where is the husband in all this?

He isn't even mentioned in the news report. Oooops, 'scuse me, as Peter Falk would say in his 'Columbo' role, "One more question." :

"WHO THE HELL DOES THIS DIM LIBERAL, NANNY STATE JUDGE THINK HE IS?"

Oh, never mind, I know the answer to that last one..... and so do you, Pilgrims!!

(Former) Congressman Weiner spotted headed out of town....

Because this blog maintains hundreds of 'Stringers' and other sources out in the hinterland to stay on top of events.... We were able to get this pic snapped in a Brooklyn NY, suburb.

After his final press conference, at which the ex-congressman thanked hisself for his service and otherwise patted hisself on the back, the audience started to heckle (as only New Yawkers can) and blowing raspberries.

He jumped in his vehicle and fled the scene - unfortunately for him, one of our sharp eyed investigators was able to pick him out of the traffic and follow him in the heavy traffic. When he was last seen, he was trying to hide in a Nathans Hot Dogs parking lot near Coney Island .... without success!!

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Sergeant Schultz lives on....................

You probably thought he died or was mustered out years ago...... not so. This week he reappeared in front of the Government Oversight Committee of the House of Representatives, chaired by Rep Darrell Issa.

The topic? "Operation Fast & Furious"...... otherwise known as 'False & Fouled Up', the plan that put hundreds of automatic weapons and sniper rifles in the hands of the Mexican cartels and gangs.

Actually, I'm just kidding! It was non other then our Attorney General of the United States, Eric Holder that testified --- while disguised as Sgt Schultz. He heard nothing, he saw nothing, and he knows nothing.

Or so he said! Gotta love that new lapel pin he wore on his Schultz disguise........ A real trend setter!

Apparently Assistant Attorney General Ronald Welch was more forthcoming.... he pulled a Bubba Clinton act!

Ya' know Pilgrims, I just gotta wonder if they are gonna go over 'Eric Schulz's' head and follow the bread crumbs down Pennsylvania Avenue to the office of the arrogant (and bumbling) Colonel Barack Hussain Klink............ Know what I'm sayin'?

Somewhere in the Southwest United States, summer of 2011......

Friday, June 17, 2011

Weiner may be the proverbial pony in the pile...........

By now, you have all opened the Drudge Report to see what's new and were greeted with the headline:

WEINER'S PENSION, BENEFITS COULD TOP $1 MILLION

Like you I gasped, Keeerist - he's only been in Congress for 10 years. I read the article - it's all as I understand it to be....

Here's the pony!! Folks like you and me have been aware of this self delivered golden parachute congressmen have given themselves for years........ the public hasn't paid much attention.

But in the year of 2011, with general political discontent, with 16 million unemployed and another 20 million underemployed and God only knows how many without free health, fully funded retirement programs....... all of a sudden we have the poster boy for political perverts resigning in disgrace, still a young man, to keep from being terminated --- and the usually uncaring public gets this onslaught of flagrant Ruling Class abuse thrown in their face!

Who knows -- maybe it will deliver a wake up call? One can only hope!

Like I said - I see a pony!!!!!!


Thursday, June 16, 2011

Words have meaning............

Wednesday morning, Congressette & Dim National Committee Chairette, Debbie W Schulz (love child of Howard Dean? or just anointed replacement in word and deed) announced proudly:

"We own the economy. We own the beginning of the turnaround and we want to make sure that we continue that pace of recovery, not go back to the policies of the past under the Bush administration that put us in the ditch in the first place, ...... the economy has turned around"

Wall Street was so awestruck by her brilliant remarks that it plummeted 178.84 points during the remainder of the day!!!

Obamanation's supporters were so excited about her removing the 'Blame Bush' mantra from their daily talking papers, they went to the Washington library to check out DIY books on Hari-Kiri !!

Our neophyte POTUS learns a new lesson every week.....


(Thanks to Al of MD, for the tip!)

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Just a short question, Pilgrims......

Are all of these Dims in DC hollering for Der Weiner's scrotum (er..... scalp) for his sick Tweeties, the same Dims that fought to the mat to protect Bubba Clinton's term in office after he used the Oval Office as BJ city with a young intern?? And lied under oath to a Grand Jury and a Federal Judge about it?

Just wondering if I was thinking of some other group of sanctimonious parsnips or not.......!


Nancy Pelosovitch' grew richer as we............

I was plumb pleased to see that EX-speaker of the house Nancy Pelosovitch's net worth grew by 62% in 2010!!! I was scareder than a possum in the middle of the road at bar closing time, that she might have suffered the slings and arrows of this recession like the rest of us!!

Apparently she & her [union dodging hubby] increased their net worth from $21.7 million to $35.2 million smackeroos!! Bless her heart... no wonder she is worried about the 'little' people.

To be fair and balanced - I need to point out that her successor, Smilin' John Boehner increased his wealth by $.3 million as well. Yep, a rise of $300 Thousand - not $14 million!

Them folks in Congress are just like us --- trying to get along in tough times...... NOT!!

How much did your net worth increase last year........ Pilgrims? Oh, that's right - you ain't a member of the ruling class!!! Sorry about that!

Somehow - I don't see this happening in Texas..........

From the Miami Herald:
Coral Gables: Keep parked pickup trucks out of sight overnight

By Tania Valdemoro, The Miami Herald

June 15, 2011, CORAL GABLES



Starting this month, the city of Coral Gables will issue warning notices to owners of pickup trucks who do not park their trucks inside their garages at night.

Since the 1960s, the city has banned people from parking their pickup trucks in their driveways or on city streets from 7 p.m. to 7 a.m.

After Aug. 8, Coral Gables will start issuing tickets to people who violate the parking ban.

The city has resumed enforcement of this controversial law because last month, the Florida Supreme Court decided not to consider an appeal by Lowell Kuvin, who sued Coral Gables in 2003 after code enforcement officers cited him for parking his pickup truck on a residential street.

City spokeswoman Maria Rosa Higgins Fallon said, "Historically, Coral Gables has gone through great lengths to preserve its character through the enforcement of its zoning code, a reason why in a downward economy, property values in Coral Gables have fared better than in other neighboring communities."

Fallon said Tuesday she didn't know how much fines would be.

Critics have said the ban on the overnight parking of pickup trucks is outdated and unreasonable.

Hot Damn! and Whee Doggies combined....... A local law banning pick-em-up trucks in one of our fine Texas communities would cause a shootin' war!

Hells Bells, we've got pick up trucks in every driveway -- some costin' more than those houses down there in God's Waiting Room, Coral Gables.


Besides, without a pick up truck rear window, where would a feller hang his shot gun and 30-06 carbine? And where would a thirsty man throw his empty long neck bottles when he done emptied 'em? A man ........ and his community has to have some standards after all!

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

OKay Boys & Gals, what time is it???

Naw - it ain't Howdy Doody time!!

It's election time!! You can tell, Obamanation just got the urge to extend his carbon footprints (and our tax dollars) to flit over to Puerto Rico to rouse the rabble.... as it were. (Don't get excited, Puerto Ricans, I'm not calling you rabble - I'm describing Bo's intent!)

The second way you can tell it's election time -- the biggest spender the Oval Office has ever, EVER, hosted ..... has decided to appoint a Campaign to Cut Government Waste Commission, chaired by none other than that MENSA candidate from Delaware -- 'BiteMe' Biden, Prince of AMTRAK!




Don't even ask what happened to the report from the Simpson-Bowles 'Deficit Reduction Commission"? Any good Dim knows that the way to decrease government is to....... create another commission and grow it!!!

(Note - the inestimable Michelle Malkin led me in this direction)

Hot Damn!! Is Michelle the FLOTUS gonna be mad...

Just wait till she hears about those 71 rounds of golf, vacation trips to Hawaii, New England, NY, Chicago, and other jaunts....

"First lady Michelle Obama on Monday told a fundraiser in Southern California of the toll the presidency has taken on her husband Barack Obama.

"I see the sadness and worry that's creasing his face," she said to a crowd of about 500 at the Pasadena luncheon organized by the Southern California Women For Obama. She described his worth ethic as “tireless,” according to pool reports.

"He reads every word, every memo, so he is better prepared than the people briefing him," she said. "This man doesn't take a day off.""

Golly, is her face gonna be red when she comes in out of hoeing that garden in the back yard and sees his calendar for the last two years!! Whee Doggies!

Monday, June 13, 2011

Sorry Pilgrims, no humor in this article today......

As far back as January 2008, when he wasn't yet even a nominee...... Obamanation pledged to bankrupt the coal companies along with anybody dumb enough to build a coal burning electrical generating plant...

The fact that such actions would increase all of our electric bills by at least 60% apparently bothered him not a whit! Well, I've often wondered why I guy who wanted to be nominated by his party and eventually elected POTUS would be so adamant and open about his ambitions, especially when they were so polar opposite to what this country really needs at this time...

I reckon I should have followed the sage advice of 'Deep Throat'..... and followed the money. I have a two step reading plan for you today - if you are interested. First click here to go to the home page of a humongous NUCLEAR ENERGY ELECTRIC COMPANY based in BO's home town of Chicago. After glancing at their home page and maps..... come back here and....

Take a few minutes and then click here to read Ed Lasky's very well written and very thorough column in AmericanThinker.com. Some of the dots get hard to follow --- but thinking back to the map, to the things that Obamanation has said and done ..... it all starts to come together..

Like many of you folks, I can forgive a zealot who believes in his dreams for pure reasons, however misguided he might be........ but I have a real problem with pseudo-zealots who have underlying money motives. Could this possible be use of the highest office in the land to create the nation's biggest and richest electrical energy company and the multi-billions of dollars that accompany such growth. A mega-billion retirement plan and personal funding source for his personal plans and ambitions for years to come?

After you've looked at Exelon and then read Lasky's article - you be the judge!!!

Saturday, June 11, 2011

About Obamanation's golf foursome next week.


I have been concentrating with great effort to get off of BO's back these last couple of weeks... figuring he's his own worst enemy...and doesn't need me to mention it....

But I feel the need now to step in for a minute to voice my opinion about Ohio Gob'nor John Kasich (for whom I had a great deal of respect) and Speaker of the House John Boehner (for whom I used to have some respect) and identify them as 'enablers'!

By joining this charade golf foursome, they are being badly used, and letting it happen. They are justifying BO's playtime and making it look serious.

I was a golfer, I love the game of golf, but BO is a user -- not a golfer! If these two gentlemen don't realize that four hours on the golf course with BO and Bite-Me aren't a public display of "I'm okay - your okay"..... a political PR photo op time, more's the pity!

Somebody close to them needs to jerk their chain and wake them up!!



Rest Easy ..... your TSA is on the job............

TSA Confiscates Mentally Challenged Man’s Toy

We can all sleep easier tonight knowing that Drew Mandy’s plastic toy hammer is in the trash rather than terrorizing passengers and crew on the plane he and his parents boarded for Walt Disney World.

If you’re looking for someone to thank for depriving a mentally challenged 29-year-old of his much-beloved security blanket, look no further than the Transportation and Security Administration.

Members of this feckless bunch sprung into action at Detroit Metro Airport when they first laid eyes on Mandy, whose parents say has the mental capacity of a 2-year-old. They singled him out for a special pat-down, which makes perverse sense of a sort: Special pat-downs for people with special needs.

Security personnel sensed they had sniffed out a troublemaker when they asked Drew to place his feet on a yellow shoe line, and he failed to comply. His father intervened, explaining that his son didn’t understand what they were asking, but the TSA ordered David Mandy to back off, explaining, “Please, sir, we know what we’re doing.”

They proceeded to pat Drew’s pants down, questioning the padding they found, which turned out to be his adult diapers. When the agents asked Drew to take his hand and rub the front and back of his pants so they could swab it for explosives, his dad tried again in vain to explain that his son suffered severe retardation, but the stalwart TSA refused to be deterred.

It was then that agents spotted the “weapons” Drew was attempting to smuggle onto the flight: a ball and a six-inch plastic hammer.

“My son carries his ball and his hammer for security. He goes everywhere with [them],” explained his father.

This item, from HOTAIR.COM, typifies our hardworking tax dollar sucking airport security forces..... it really makes us wonder ---- WTF????

Here is the rest of the story.... read it and weep!!!

What did Police Sergeant Jablonski used to say on Hill Street Blues? "Hey, let's be careful out there."

The Team!!!


I'm proud to announce that I have gotten my hands on an exclusive picture of The Team That brought down bin Laden........... as described by the POTUS himself!!

(Click on pic for larger view)

Friday, June 10, 2011

YFIO!!

As I understand it, YFIO is the acronym used nowadays for e-mails and twitters which means, "You Figure It Out! And that's just what I am trying to do this week.

We have two front page headliners this week... one is a married, sitting congressman from New York, who was accused and has admitted to e-mailing pictures of his weenie to single young ladies around the country. None of the powers that be in the Dim party seem to care... Nor the MSM in large part.

On the other hand, we have former Gob'nor Sarah Palin, who is not in office, has not announced she is running for any office, and who....... if you listen to the TV Pundits, the RINO'S, and the Dims, has absolutely NO chance of every being elected to high public office....... being the target of the largest diving for dirt in a stack of e-mails contest in history!

No less than the Washington Post, the New York Times and MSNBC/Mother Jones are inviting the public in by the hundreds to sort through a huge stack of e-mails created during Palin's short tenure as Gob'nor in an effort to find any dirt, scandal, hint of scandal, or at least a good 'quote' to use to bury her. They just know that in that stack of 24,199 e-mails there has to be a stink bomb.

If she is not in office, and by their own expert's opinion - unelectable - what is it about Sarah Palin that scares the bejeezus out of them? I dunno.... YFIO!!

For more on this foolishness, click here.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Are we led by ignorami..... or devious dolts?

I am struck by yesterday's (Reuters) headlines:

A second report from the Labor Department, however, showed the number of Americans filing new claims for unemployment aid unexpectedly edged higher last week, reinforcing a view that the job market recovery has stalled.

Initial claims for state jobless benefits increased 1,000 to 427,000. Economists had forecast claims to drop.

First-time claims have now been perched above the 400,000 mark for nine weeks in a row. Analysts normally associate a level below that with steady job growth.

"It's the same dismal trend continuing. It's not getting worse, but it's not getting better either," said Keith Hembre, chief economist at Nuveen Asset Management in Minneapolis.

I find myself wondering why it is that every time the market drops, the deficit jumps, or the unemployment rate leaps up.......... it's "unexpected".. That kinda begs the question, "What was expected.... the market to climb, the deficit to disappear, the unemployment rate to plummet?"

I don't think so, Pilgrims -- and I don't think you folks think so either. Only that group recently outed as the 'Ruling Class' thinks we are stupid enough to believe that the current numbers are 'unexpected'!

A pox on all their houses --- and after the pox cleans 'em out, maybe we can get experts who are!!!

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Time for an update and review, Pilgrims....

Here is a five minute video which resonates with fervor regarding the position that Arizona finds itself in: being sued by Mexico over SB 10170 and having our (as in U.S.) president and attorney general joining Mexico in the law suit.





Now then, now that you have viewed the video, please take a minute and refresh yourself on the 11th Amendment in the Bill of Rights in the Constitution of the United States. Yep, that same Constitution that Obamanation and Eric Holder swore to uphold.

Amendment XI

The Judicial power of the United States shall not be construed to extend to any suit in law or equity, commenced or prosecuted against one of the United States by Citizens of another State, or by Citizens or Subjects of any Foreign State.

Yep, that's what it says -- why not read it again -- he's your POTUS and he obviously disapproves this Amendment,,, and then ignores it.

BTW, isn't nice to know that all the PhD's in our colleges and universities aren't limp wristed limousine liberals with a leftest agenda. What a breath of fresh air this cowboy is........

Monday, June 6, 2011

Getting crowded on that couch!!!

Do y'all recall when Newt threw his conservatism creds out with the bath water and shared a couch with Madam Pelosivitch to decry 'global warming'?

I was shocked, you were shocked, conservatives all over the country were shocked..... but - - some candidates will do anything for fifteen minutes of MSM coverage -- even sell their souls.

Looks like those two happy go lucky Gore-manders will have to make room on that couch for a new global warming musketeer, none other than Mr Romney-care, ethanol supporting, and now 'man made global warming' believer --- Mitt Romney.

Just last Monday, May 30th, I added his support for ethanol subsidies to my list of 'Whats wrong with Romney" (see below) and now here a week later, I get to add this foolishness.

Reuters:

Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney broke with Republican orthodoxy on Friday by saying he believes that humans are responsible, at least to some extent, for climate change.

“I believe the world is getting warmer, and I believe that humans have contributed to that,” he told a crowd of about 200 at a town hall meeting in Manchester, New Hampshire.

“It’s important for us to reduce our emissions of pollutants and greenhouse gases that may be significant contributors.”

I reckon he'll cancel all his travel plans and use a bicycle for the rest of his campaign travel!! He wouldn't want to contribute to this global warming mess would he?

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Happy Father's Day......

Two weeks from today is Father's Day!! A day celebrated in this land by either standing Pop out in the back yard all afternoon and missing baseball or golf on the TV as he grills steaks for dinner.

Alternatively, I see that Dad's good friends at Morton's Steakhouse are advertising a Father's Day special: A NY Strip Steak with potato OR vegetable (not both) and a piece of chocolate cake for the miserly sum of $69.00 plus tax plus tip! Coffee, Tea, an adult beverage, a salad, and a glass of wine would be extra of course.

Let's see now, Old Dad can be exiled out in the Sun all afternoon or pay a C-Note each to take the little wife and family to Mortons, where he will be shuffled into the bar to drink $10 drinks while he waits for a table...... what a deal!!

On the other hand, if he's on food stamps up in beautiful downtown Menominee Michigan (or a thousand towns just like it) he can eat like a king at home, and not pay a cent! Here is an actual receipt from February of this year -- you'll have to click on it to read the small print... have a handkerchief ready to feel sorry for these poor poverty stricken folks.

February 8th, 2011 - beautiful downtown Menominee Michigan!! Per capita average income, $20,725. Median house value - $66,000 ... Med gross rent - $469

Food stamp dinner fixins - Lobster Tail and Porterhouse Steak: Surf & Turf for six -- $141.78 (and taxpayers pay the bill. That receipt is for food stamp money)

A fine day in Angeli's County Market! I wonder how large the flat screen TV is that they'll watch the baseball game on and what model of Cadillac they drove to Angeli's Market to buy the steaks and lobster?

Is this a great country ........ or what?

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Mike Tyson......... barbering in New Joisey?

It was reported yesterday, that a Trenton NJ barber had an altercation with one of his customers over the complaint that the barber was too slow..... The barber ended up biting off the customers ear.....

Trenton barber is accused of biting customer's ear in half after complaint about slow haircut

Published: Friday, June 03, 2011, 5:31 PM Updated: Friday, June 03, 2011, 7:44 PM
<span class=James Dillard, 40, was at work inside the Beauty and the Beast Barber Shop on the 700 block of Chambers Street when he bit a 24-year-old customer's ear in half, police said.

TRENTON – A Trenton barber was arrested Thursday afternoon after allegedly biting a customer’s ear in half following a dispute over how long a haircut was taking, police said.

James Dillard, 40, was at work inside the Beauty and the Beast Barber Shop on the 700 block of Chambers Street around 5:30 p.m. In his barber chair was a 24-year-old city man.
Dillard and his client began arguing about how fast Dillard was cutting the hair, and the client decided to get up and leave the shop, police said. The client slammed the barbershop’s front door behind him, causing the glass in it to shatter.

In response, Dillard rushed outside and confronted the young man, police said. The two began to fight, and during the struggle Dillard bit the 24-year-old’s ear nearly in half, police said.

The ear remained attached to the 24-year-old’s head, and he was taken to a hospital for treatment. Dillard was arrested and charged with aggravated assault.

My question is....... how will any barber know how long or short to trim the sideburns on his earless side?

"McJobs" now an Obamanation bragging point?

Seems like just a couple of years ago when 'McJobs' (basic McDonald's hamburger flipping jobs) were scoffed at, lampooned, and ridiculed! My My, how the world is changed...

Obamanation's economy has gone so far South that now they are bragging about a growth of 54,000 jobs in April - knowing full well that half of them came from a one day national hiring extravaganza at.............ta da! Mickey D's!!!!

Here's an article from yesterday's WeeklyStandard.com:

Half of Last Month's New Jobs Came from a Single Employer — McDonald's


According to the unemployment data released this morning, the economy added only 54,000 jobs, pushing the unemployment rate up to 9.1 percent. However, this report from MarketWatch

suggests the data is much worse than that:

McDonald’s ran a big hiring day on April 19 — after the Labor Department’s April survey for the payrolls report was conducted — in which 62,000 jobs were added. That’s not a net number, of course, and seasonal adjustment will reduce the Hamburglar impact on payrolls. (In simpler terms — restaurants always staff up for the summer; the Labor Department makes allowance for this effect.) Morgan Stanley estimates McDonald’s hiring will boost the overall number by 25,000 to 30,000. The Labor Department won’t detail an exact McDonald’s figure — they won’t identify any company they survey — but there will be data in the report to give a rough estimate.

If Morgan Stanley is correct, about half of last month's job growth came from the venerable fast-food chain. That is hardly the sign of a healthy economy.


Coming next month --- report on the number of summer lifeguards hired at city and HOA pools in May!! Whee Doggies.... how 'bout that BO feller!

Thursday, June 2, 2011

When a politician becomes a national joke..........?

Annie takes aim --- at Weiner's jockey shorts....naturally!

Our own Ann Coulter, Queen of the Castrati... took a Lorrena Bobbit look at the hullabaloo over Rep Weiner's weiner this week, and opined that he came up short.

Weiner Photo Dispute to Be Settled in Small Claims Court

By Ann Coulter

Sometimes I wonder if Rep. Anthony Weiner, D-N.Y., is too nice for his own good.

An evil swine hacks into Weiner's Twitter account and posts an embarrassing photo of spindly legs topped by a small erect penis draped in dingy gray briefs no male over the age of 11 would wear -- and Anthony just wants to forget the whole thing!

Instead of angrily demanding an investigation like anyone else would, Anthony has gone all St. Francis of Assisi on us.

He doesn't want an investigation! How big-hearted is that? Talk about a forgiving nature! He's almost too magnanimous. I wish I had that kind of forbearance.

Maybe he's ready to live and let live, but speaking as one of Anthony's biggest Twitter followers, I am not. Otherwise, Weiner's hacker is just going to go out and hack and hack again.

So while I admire Anthony's selfless refusal to be "distracted" by this issue, I would urge him to reconsider.

Only a full and complete investigation will show that he had absolutely nothing to do with that humiliating photo of the tiny stub of a male organ sent to a 21-year-old coed from his Twitter address last Friday night.

Anthony needs to remember that hacking is a serious crime. In fact, there probably will have to be a federal investigation whether or not our gentle Anthony requests one.

Another example of Anthony's amazing forbearance is how he has not retaliated against CNN for its malicious editing of Weiner's press conference on Tuesday. .............

Click here to go straight to the source for the rest of this teeny weenie Weiner whining...... I'm laughing too hard.....

Russellville, Arkansas---- not "My kind of town!"

Apparently the annual school yearbooks just came out for Russellville Middle School students this week. All the usual pictures, formal photos, snap shots, cute sayings and other oddments that go in such keepsakes.

But this years edition has something new added. On an inside page is listed "The Five Worst People in History"..... the usual suspects showed up in the personages of Adoph Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, Charles Manson......... but then................BUT THEN... the next two names listed are:

George W Bush
Dick Cheney

A prank by the publisher? By the school advisor/editor? Nobody seems to know.

But by God, somebody ought to find out who the WHO is!!! This goes past disgusting and rises to pornography without sex....!!!! This is not humor! Take a minute and Google - and look at the many hits you get!